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U.S. Extracts Great Trade Concession at Great Wall: Opening of ‘Badaling Club’

Don Davis — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:15:34 +0000

“WE CHINESE HAVE FINALLY FOUND A U.S. PRODUCT TO IMPORT THAT CAN LEVEL OFF THE TRADE IMBALANCE, BUT WE WILL HAVE TO BUY UP MORE ONE DOLLAR BILLS.”

Glenn Beck: Reagan Would’ve Demanded That Hu Tear Down ‘The Great Wall’

Don Davis — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:08:30 +0000

“LET’S FACE IT, IF RONALD REAGAN HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO CONFRONT HU JINTAO, MENUS IN CHINESE RESTAURANTS WOULD NO LONGER BE DIVIDED BETWEEN ‘COLUMN A’ AND ‘COLUMN B’.”

[Historical Note: Ronald Reagan did visit China in 1984.]

Chinese President To Obama: YOUR Country Needs a Cultural Revolution!

Don Davis — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:37:42 +0000

“IT SEEMS TO ME THAT IF YOUR COUNTRY IS TO MAKE A GREAT LEAP FORWARD, IT NEEDS TO BIND THE FEET OF PALIN, BECK AND LIMBAUGH, AND THEN STUFF THEM IN THEIR OWN MOUTHS.”

What Right Wing REALLY Wants From Obama on Asian Trip

Don Davis — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:56:28 +0000

“YOU BRING SHAME UPON THE UNITED STATES BY YOUR TRADE SURPLUSES AND CURRENCY MANIPULATIONS….� NOW YOU MUST DIE!”