Judge Roger Vinson

“WHILE THE INDIVIDUAL HEALTH INSURANCE MANDATE IS CLEARLY UNCONSTITUTIONAL,  THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CAN  MANDATE THAT YOU’LL NEVER NEED HEALTH INSURANCE AGAIN.”

“THE AMERICAN PEOPLE CLEARLY VOTED US IN TO REPEAL ANY TYPE OF ARTIFICIAL POPULATION CONTROL MEASURES, LIKE THEY HAVE IN COMMUNIST COUNTRIES LIKE CHINA.”

“IF WE HAD OUR WAY,  WE’D NOT ONLY STRANGLE HEALTH CARE REFORM, BUT MAKE ‘STRANGULATION’ ITSELF THE ONLY PRE-EXISTING CONDITION COVERED BY INSURANCE.”

“WE’RE NOT GONNA’ FOLLOW ERIC MASSA AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.  GRANDMA IS NOT ‘TICKLE- READY,’ ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE HASN’T LAUGHED SINCE THE BOB HOPE USO TOUR IN VIETNAM.”

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Lisa Casey with the alternative  GOP Health Plan.

Dan Kurtzman’s  Political Cartoons of the Week.

“NOTHING IS OVER TILL WE DECIDE IT IS! DID WE GIVE UP ON SOCIAL SECURITY WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR? DID WE GIVE UP ON HEALTH CARE WHEN THE REPUBLICANS BOMBED DECENCY AND COMMON SENSE? HELL NO!

“WELCOME. PLEASE FORGET ABOUT THE QUARTERBACK OPTION FOR A MOMENT, WHILE I DISCUSS THE PUBLIC OPTION.”

“YOU SIR, ARE A FORMIDABLE OPPONENT … AND SOMETIMES YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY.”

“FOR ANYONE WHO CAN’T AFFORD TO BUY THEIR OWN INSURANCE IN THE PRIVATE MARKET, THEY’LL BE ABLE TO BEG WITH THEIR CAP,  AND TRADE THEIR ORGANS.”

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Buzzflash’s Mark Karlin takes on the Universal Gun Assurance Lobby.

Following his termination by MSNBC and CBS radio, things just keep getting worse for the “I-Man.” In the ultimate example of life imitating art — in this case, the infamous Seinfeld “butler episode” –¬†the FCC has sentenced Don Imus to serve a¬†one-year term¬†as Gwen Ifill’s “cleaning woman.”

Based on the Biblical principle of “an eye for an eye,” the FCC — comprised mostly of Regent University graduates –¬†concluded that this was the most apt punishment for a man who himself once characterized¬†Ms. Ifill, an African-American reporter, as a “cleaning lady.”

Consequently, as retribution for breaking his 2000 pledge to steer clear of racist remarks — made to¬†Clarence Page, another African-American reporter — Imus will literally be using Lemon Pledge.

Imus has also been ordered to mop up the sweat from the¬†gym floor during the¬†practices of the Rutgers women’s basketballers, as well as to tend to all of their¬†hair needs.¬†

Although¬†Al Sharpton asked Ms. Ifill if she would lend him¬†Imus,¬†she¬†adamantly refused, “because¬†he’s¬†my¬†cleaning lady.”¬† Ms. Ifill reportedly also told Sharpton “to clean up his own messes.”

Asked how¬†Imus¬†did on his first day on the job, Ms. Ifill stated that the “the I-Man is a pretty good cleaner,¬†but he’s not too bright or articulate.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Dave Zirin at BuzzFlash: Why Don Imus Is Now a Man Without a Job.

Lisa Casey on the missing emails.

Impeach – Time is Running Out, at PDB.

Webb Blasts McCain, at Crooks & Liars.