“AS A FORMER ‘LEO’ HE SURE SOUNDED LIKE A LION FROM AFRICA, BUT NOW IT’S CLEAR THAT THERE’S A ‘CANCER’ IN THE PRESIDENCY.”

[Satiric News Editors Note: It's true! Barack's Aug, 4th birthdate underwent this conversion.]

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Norm Jenson on Astrology in Crisis.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin:  House Republicans are Killing Lifesaving Healthcare Reform.

Mad Kane: Finally, Joementum In the Right Direction.

M is for Mashup at BartCopE!

“THIS IS IN COMPLETE ACCORD WITH THE ORIGINAL INTENT OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION, AS WELL AS THE CLASSES I TOOK AT “XENOPHOBE LAW SCHOOL FOR FOREIGN STUDENTS.”

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Speaking of so-called compromise, Bill Berkowitz at BuzzFlash reports on The “Civility Project”: Evidently, the Tea Partiers breaking up Town Hall meetings aren’t listening.

“I’M NOT AT ALL OFFENDED. IN FACT, I’M HAVING LADYSMITH BLACK MAMBAZO SING ANOTHER SONG FOR ME ON MY BIRTHDAY: ‘PEOPLE SAY THEY’RE CRAZY, I’VE GOT WING-NUTS ON THE SOLES OF MY SHOES’.”

“HURRY UP, WE’RE BETTER OFF RISKING OUR LIVES WITH THE MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS, AND EVEN CHANGING OUR CITIZENSHIP, THAN ANSWERING A LIBERAL BLOGGER’S QUESTION.”

Mike Stark with Birthers on the Hill.

“I CAN’T PRODUCE THE ACTUAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE, BUT I CAN SHOW YOU A ‘CERTIFICATE OF IN-BRED INSANITY,’  WHICH ALL WE ROYALISTS HAVE.”

“THE ONLY THING WE COULD VERIFY WAS THAT EVEN IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN, ADAM HAD FULL MEDICAL INSURANCE, WITH NO DEDUCTIBLES OR CO-PAYS, TO COVER THE COST OF RIB REPLACEMENT.”

“WE ALL KNOW THAT BARACK OBAMA DIED BACK IN THE 60′s, ON ABBEY ROAD, AND WAS REPLACED BY THE RADICAL PEACENIK PAUL MCCARTNEY — WHO’S BEEN DISGUISED IN BLACKFACE EVER SINCE.”

“A PRESS RELEASE JOINTLY ISSUED BY THE TWO GROUPS POSES THE QUESTION: ‘HOW COULD OBAMA’S MOTHER POSSIBLY HAVE GIVEN BIRTH IN HAWAII, WITHOUT FIRST FALLING OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH’?”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the slaphappy birth of the Birthers, and Madkane addresses Dear Senator Inhofe on the issue.