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Obama to Freeze West Bank Settlements, By Putting Fannie Mae in Charge

Don Davis — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 19:15:43 +0000

“FINALLY, WE’LL BE ABLE�TO REALIZE THE DREAM OF JEWS AND PALESTINIANS�LIVING SIDE BY SIDE … IN U.S.-GUARANTEED CARDBOARD BOXES.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash with Rightwingus Whackosus in the wild.

Lisa Casey with more on�Obama’s settlement efforts.

Madkane on GM and Bankrupt Values.

Scientologists Cry Foul Over Being Excluded From Obama’s Cairo Speech

Don Davis — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:24:48 +0000

“LOOK, YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE THETANS STARTING ANY WARS OR HOLY CRUSADES; BESIDES WHO BETTER TO BRIDGE CULTURAL DIVIDES THAN SPACE TRAVELERS WHO�ARRIVED HERE 75 MILLION YEARS AGO.”

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Colbert’s�Week in Review,�and Daily Show’s Week in Review, at One Good Move.

Great Speech, Barack, But Let’s Just ‘Imagine’ How to Shorten It

Don Davis — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:06:30 +0000

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Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

Obama in Egypt, Pulls a ‘Reverse Moses’

Don Davis — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:26:53 +0000

“NOW, UNLIKE THE ISRAELITES, WHO TOLD YOUR PHARAOH TO ‘LET MY PEOPLE GO,’ I’M ASKING YOU TO TAKE SOME OF OUR PEOPLE, INCLUDING O’REILLY, RUSH AND NEWT.”

“OY, THIS WOULD BE WORSE THAN THE ORIGINAL TEN PLAGUES.”