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December 11th, 2010

House Dems Wary of Obama’s Negotiations With Extraterrestrials

“LET’S BE HONEST. IS THERE REALLY ANY POINT OF SERVING UP EXTENDED UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS TO THE 99′ers … WHEN AFTER 13 MONTHS, THEY’LL JUST BE SERVED UP TO ALIENS WITH ‘SIZE 99′  HEADS.”

December 10th, 2010

Obama Learns What’s NOT a ‘Myth’ on ‘Mythbusters’

“YOU MEAN TO SAY THERE THAT IT’S ACTUALLY TRUE THAT THE REPUBLICANS CAN BURN AND DESTROY A DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT … MERELY BY HOLDING UP A FUNHOUSE MIRROR SO THAT HE SEES PART OF HIMSELF IN THEM.”

[Story on the Archimedes myth here.]

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on another hard truth for a Democratic Prez:  Just Say “No” to the GOP!, and Jon Perr with a contrasting Presidential perspective:  FDR on Pearl Harbor, Taxes and Sacrifice.

Norm Jenson with The Daily Show and Obama’s  loss of patience with the American people.

December 7th, 2010

Obama’s Deal Inspires Remake of O’Henry’s ‘Ransom of Red Chief’

“THE REPUBLICANS WANT TO GET RID OF HIM, THE DEMOCRATS DON’T WANT HIM BACK, AND PROGRESSIVES ARE STARTING TO WONDER IF WE SHOULD ‘HAIL A CHIEF’ WHO’S STARTING TO LOOK MORE ‘RED‘ THAN ‘BLUE‘.”

The original O’Henry story, and Obama as Charlie Brown, at All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Bill Maher Understands How to Politically Negotiate Better Than the President.

The Daily Show’s The Gretch Who Saved the War on Christmas, at One Good Move.

December 7th, 2010

GOP Claims ‘Two-Year’ Tax Cuts For Wealthy Are In ‘Dog Years’

“EVEN WE’LL ADMIT THAT THESE TAX BREAKS FOR THE WEALTHIEST ARE PURE ‘DOGS’ … AS A TRADE-OFF FOR  THE GUARANTEE THEY’LL LAST 14 YEARS!

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Lisa Casey on the Scarborough-Palin connection.

Some highly recommended links, at BartCopE!

December 5th, 2010

Obama Strikes ’666 Compromise’ With the GOP Devil

“UNDER THIS LATEST DEMONSTRATION OF BI-PARTISANSHIP, THE LONG-TERM UNEMPLOYED GET AN EXTENSION OF SIX WEEKS OF BENEFITS, WHILE FOLKS MAKING MORE THAN SIX MILLION DOLLARS GET AN ADDITIONAL SIX YEARS OF TAX CUTS.”

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Larry Beinhart at BuzzFlash on the reality that GOP won’t accept: Tax Cuts Usually Lead to Higher Unemployment.

November 12th, 2010

Obama Follows Cave on Tax Cuts, With Rollback on Health Care

“THE PRESIDENT HAS INDICATED HIS WILLINGNESS TO COMPROMISE WITH THE NEW GOP HOUSE LEADERSHIP ON HEALTH CARE: ALL CHILDREN CAN REMAIN ON THEIR PARENTS’ INSURANCE PLAN UP UNTIL NINTH MONTHS IN THE WOMB … THEN THEY’RE ON THEIR OWN.”

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The Daily Show’s British News Crowndup, at One Good Move.

On Veteran’s Day, the New GI Bill, at All Hat No Cattle.

November 7th, 2010

Another Obama Compromise: Gives GOP 30 Of His ’60 Minutes’

“NOW, STEVE, I’D LIKE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, BUT MY TIME IS UP, AND I’LL LET MY ESTEEMED OPPONENTS MITCH, ERIC AND JOHN COME ON TO TELL YOU … THAT MY TIME IS UP MORE THAN EVEN FOR ANDY ROONEY.”

“EVER WONDER WHY THEY CALL THEM ‘MID-TERMS‘? IT’S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO STUDY AND TAKE A TEST.”