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June 6th, 2009

Obama to Freeze West Bank Settlements, By Putting Fannie Mae in Charge

“FINALLY, WE’LL BE ABLE TO REALIZE THE DREAM OF JEWS AND PALESTINIANS LIVING SIDE BY SIDE … IN U.S.-GUARANTEED CARDBOARD BOXES.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash with Rightwingus Whackosus in the wild.

Lisa Casey with more on Obama’s settlement efforts.

Madkane on GM and Bankrupt Values.

June 5th, 2009

Scientologists Cry Foul Over Being Excluded From Obama’s Cairo Speech

“LOOK, YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE THETANS STARTING ANY WARS OR HOLY CRUSADES; BESIDES WHO BETTER TO BRIDGE CULTURAL DIVIDES THAN SPACE TRAVELERS WHO ARRIVED HERE 75 MILLION YEARS AGO.”

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Colbert’s Week in Review, and Daily Show’s Week in Review, at One Good Move.

June 5th, 2009

Great Speech, Barack, But Let’s Just ‘Imagine’ How to Shorten It

Obama Mideast Speech 

Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace


June 4th, 2009

Obama in Egypt, Pulls a ‘Reverse Moses’

“NOW, UNLIKE THE ISRAELITES, WHO TOLD YOUR PHARAOH TO ‘LET MY PEOPLE GO,’ I’M ASKING YOU TO TAKE SOME OF OUR PEOPLE, INCLUDING O’REILLY, RUSH AND NEWT.”

“OY, THIS WOULD BE WORSE THAN THE ORIGINAL TEN PLAGUES.”

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