“IT’S REALLY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR OBAMA TO REVEAL IF HE WEARS BOXERS OR BRIEFS, WE WON’T BE SATISFIED UNTIL HE RELEASES HIS LONG JOHNS.”

“HERE AT THE FACTOR, WE ALL KNOW THAT THE TIDES ARE CAUSED BY GOD, BUT WE DO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT A FULL MOON MAY HAVE CAUSED DONALD TRUMP TO BAY AT THE BIRTHERS.”

Story at HuffPost.

“THEIR ANTI-COLONIAL PLAN MAY BE MORE OF A MARATHON THAN A SPRINT, BUT SOMETIME THIS FALL, RIGHT AROUND ELECTION TIME, THEY’LL BE ENCIRCLING THE FINANCIAL CAPITAL OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.”

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The Atlantic on Newt’s  ‘Birtherism’ With Big Words, and Lisa Casey on the threat to America’s favorite book.

“WHAT WE NEED IS A REAL AMERICAN TO WIN THE MARATHON, NOT SOME GUY WHOSE ‘RUNNING’ CREDENTIALS MIRROR OBAMA’S.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Hoffman Getting His Teabags Dunked!

“THE PILOTS EXPLAINED THAT BECAUSE THE COMMENTATORS KEPT REPEATING THAT THE PRESIDENT WAS FROM KENYA, THEY NATURALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD TAKEN A WRONG TURN AT FARGO, AND HAD ENDED UP IN THE HORN OF AFRICA.”

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More fallout from watching FOX News, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week. 

Halloween Mashups at BartCopE!