“IF ANYONE IS BOTH AN EXAMPLE OF BRIDGING THIS DIVIDE, AND CAN ALSO FIGURE OUT A MATHEMATICAL MODEL TO ABOLISH RACIAL STEREOTYPING AND CLASS PREJUDICES, IT WOULD HAVE TO BE THAT OUTSTANDING YOUNG MAN FROM ‘GOOD WILL HUNTING’.”

“HA-VAD PROFESSOR’S ULTRA-SENSITIVITY + SOUTHIE COP’S EGO + PRESIDENT’S LOOSE LIPS = WICKED PISSAH.”

“I TOLD THEM THAT THE ‘PERP WALK’ RUINED THEIR PERFECT GAME, BUT AT LEAST THEY DIDN’T PUT A HURTIN’ ON THE OLE’ PROFESSOR.”

“I’LL FIRST NEED TO CHECK THE BIRTH CERTIFICATES OF BOTH THE PRESIDENT AND PROFESSOR GATES, TO ENSURE THERE’S NO UNDER-AGE DRINKING … FOLLOWED BY A PAT-DOWN FOR WEAPONS AND DRUGS.”

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Correcting a conservative red herring, on health-care reform, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

And Lewis Black’s Daily Show rant on Healthcare Reform, via One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.