“YOU GO WITH THE STORY THAT DENIES THE TRUTH AND DEFLECTS ALL BLAME, NOT THE ONE THAT HAS YOU OWNING UP TO YOUR MISTAKES.”

“MAKE NO MISTAKE. OUR GOAL IS TO TRAIN AND MOTIVATE THE AFGHAN AFGHAN HOUNDS SO THAT THEY SNIFF OUT THE OPIUM POPPIES, INSTEAD OF SMOKING THEM. AND WITH ANY LUCK, WE’LL BE ABLE TO WITHDRAW OUR OWN AFGHAN HOUNDS WITHIN 49 DOG YEARS.”

“IF THERE’S ANYBODY WHO CAN RECTIFY THE EGREGIOUS MISTAKES OF THE BUSH-CHENEY ADMINISTRATION, AND ACTUALLY GET TO OSAMA BIN LADEN IN HIS HIDDEN CAVE, IT HAS TO BE MICHAELE SALAHI, WHO CAN CLAIM SHE’S MERELY ONE OF BIN LADEN‘S 49 REAL HOUSEWIVES.”

“SALAHI? A GOOD ARAB NAME, AND SHE BRINGS HER OWN CAMERA CREW. YES, SEND HER IN, MAYBE WE CAN GET OUR OWN REALITY SHOW.”

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Lisa Casey on the Real White House Party Crashers.

Jon Perr’s Perrspective: Michael Moore’s Afghanistan Letter Rewrites History of Obama Campaign.

“AFGHANISTAN, YOU LOOK MAAAAH-VELOUS … SO I GUESS WE CAN JUST GET UP AND GO HOME.”

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Lisa Casey’s Ku Klux Klowns.

Mike Coronella at BuzzFlash: Getting Personal with the Health Care Debate.