“NOW, STEVE, I’D LIKE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, BUT MY TIME IS UP, AND I’LL LET MY ESTEEMED OPPONENTS MITCH, ERIC AND JOHN COME ON TO TELL YOU … THAT MY TIME IS UP MORE THAN EVEN FOR ANDY ROONEY.”

‘“EVER WONDER WHY THEY CALL THEM ‘MID-TERMS‘? IT’S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO STUDY AND TAKE A TEST.”

“I DECIDED TO GO WITH ONE OF THE FEW REPUBLICANS WHO COULD ACTUALLY SURVIVE THE ‘VETTING’ PROCESS WITHOUT FLEAS.”