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		<title>Mainstream Media Ignores FISA&#8217;s Biggest Threat to Privacy</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/07/10/mainstream-media-ignores-fisas-biggest-threat-to-privacy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE REVERSE PEEPHOLE   EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT. EVER SINCE BUSH APPOINTED ME TO THE FISA COURT, I FEEL LIKE A &#8221;NEW MAN&#8221;.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><em>THE REVERSE PEEPHOLE</em></strong><br />
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<p><strong>EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT. </strong><strong>EVER SINCE BUSH APPOINTED ME TO THE FISA COURT, </strong><strong>I FEEL LIKE A &#8221;NEW MAN&#8221;.</strong></p>
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		<title>I LIKE THOSE OLD TIME BILL OF RIGHTS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Jul 2006 22:36:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you, Bob Seger, for the inspiration: Just take the Constitution off the shelf I&#8217;ll sit and read the whole thing by myself Today&#8217;s &#8220;freedoms&#8221; ain&#8217;t got the same bite I like those old time Bill of Rights   Don&#8217;t try to take me down to Gitmo You&#8217;ll never bust me on the Patriot Law [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you, Bob Seger, for the inspiration:</p>
<blockquote><p>Just take the Constitution off the shelf</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll sit and read the whole thing by myself</p>
<p>Today&#8217;s &#8220;freedoms&#8221; ain&#8217;t got the same bite</p>
<p>I like those old time Bill of Rights</p>
<p><img src="http://www.screenwritingforhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/tom.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p> </p>
<p>Don&#8217;t try to take me down to Gitmo</p>
<p>You&#8217;ll never bust me on the Patriot Law</p>
<p>I know Cheney&#8217;s got his ear to my door</p>
<p>I like those old time Bill of Rights</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Still like those old time Bill of Rights</p>
<p>Before the NSA made me uptight</p>
<p>The ACLU will fight the fight</p>
<p>To save the old time Bill of Rights</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Won&#8217;t let them listen on my cell phone</p>
<p>I&#8217;d rather meet you in the dead of the night</p>
<p>Ya&#8217; gotta make sure you just keep outta&#8217; sight</p>
<p>Cause they believe in &#8221;might makes right&#8221;</p>
<p>Call me a liberal, call me what you will</p>
<p>I said &#8220;fuck Clarence, love Anita Hill&#8221;</p>
<p>Today&#8217;s Supreme Court is a total blight</p>
<p>We may have lost the Bill of Rights</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Still like those old time Bill of Rights</p>
<p>Just keep your torture and rendition flights</p>
<p>They&#8217;re now issuing warrants-lite</p>
<p>I miss those old time Bill of Rights</p></blockquote>
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<p>BLOGWORTHIES:</p>
<p><a href="http://buzzflash.com/analysis/06/07/ana06059.html">BuzzFlash Analysis</a> on Dems: Clueless Again?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.crooksandliars.com/posts/2006/07/08/hoekstra-failing-to-inform-congress-of-spying-projects-might-be-illegal/">Crooks &amp; Liars</a>: GOP&#8217;S Hoekstra complains about Administration&#8217;s disregard of Congressional oversight.</p>
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