“WITH THE SURNAME ‘PARK’ SHARED BY ABOUT ONE-THIRD OF THE POPULATION IN BOTH SOUTH AND NORTH KOREA, CONFUSION OVER ASSIGNED ‘PARKING SPACES’ IN THE DMZ WAS BOUND TO LEAD TO A RENEWAL OF HOSTILITIES.”

“NOW, I DON’T WANT TO RAISE EXPECTATIONS … NEGOTIATING WITH KIM JONG-IL MAY PROVE TO BE EASIER THAN DEALING WITH THE MENTALLY ILL.”

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Dan Kurtzman with The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes.

Sarah Palin’s Tiara, at All Hat No Cattle.

“IT’S A COMPLETE OUTRAGE WHEN SOMEONE LIKE BILL CLINTON GOES AS FAR AS EXTENDING A SMILE AND A HANDSHAKE TO RELEASE HOSTAGES … AS OPPOSED TO GIVING UP SOMETHING TRULY VALUABLE IN RETURN.”

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More on the Clinton Charm Offensive  at All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on another dangerous foreigner: Orly Taitz.

Jon Stewart on Obama Must Pass a Health Care Bill. via One Good Move.

“MARK MY WORDS, IT’LL EVENTUALLY COME OUT THAT CLINTON ONLY FREED THESE TWO JOURNALISTS BY TRADING MONICA LEWINSKY AND PAULA JONES.”

1. Palin expressed a strong preference for catching both ”carp” and ”flounder.”

2. Palin used a “David Letterman Fishing Fly”

3. A huge fish caught Palin, who took pity on her and threw her back.

4. Palin then caught a barracuda, who immediately renounced all rights to the name.

5. Palin used the same fishing boat from “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Senator Bernie Sanders on The Health Care Crisis, at BuzzFlash. 

Lisa Casey on the real North Korean threat.

The Daily Show’s Old Timers” Day, at One Good Move.

“NOW IF YOU THINK PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS BEEN PERSONALLY INTERVENING IN AREAS THAT HE SHOULD STAY OUT OF …  YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING YET!

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Staying somewhat on topic, BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin Asks: Is the Seat of Power in the U.S. on Wall Street and K Street, Not in the White House?

GOP duet of MCain and Graham still singing the same old song, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman on Obama’s Performance at the Radio and TV Correspondents’ Dinner.

“WHAT BETTER WAY TO RE-INSTALL A PUPPET REGIME THAN BY LITERALLY PROPPING UP A GUY WHO’S BEEN DEAD FOR ALMOST 30 YEARS.”

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On a similar note, Why is Obama Speaking Softly about Iranian Election? Ask North Korea– Analysis by Alyssa Morin at BuzzFlash.

“IT’S SIMPLY INCONCEIVABLE TO ME THAT A WILD-EYED SUICIDAL MANIAC WOULD NOT SEEK MY ADVICE; AFTER ALL WE COULD’VE USED THIS GUY TO LEAD AN ATTACK AGAINST NORTH KOREA.”

More on Newt Insanity from BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter.