“LIKE WOODY ALLEN, AL FRANKEN IS JUST ANOTHER POINTY-HEADED LIBERAL INTELLECTUAL JEW, BUT AT LEAST WOODY KNEW THAT 90% OF LIFE WAS JUST SHOWING UP.”

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GOP Spends Nearly $2 Million on Norm Coleman, and Gets Al Franken, by Rebecca Freitag at BuzzFlash.

Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s The Story of King David Mark.

“THAT’S RIGHT, MY NAME IS AL FRANKEN, AND I’M THE NEXT DEMOCRATIC SENATOR FROM MINNESOTA.”

“IF PAT BUCHANAN GOT THE BUTTERFLY BALLOTS IN 2000, WHY CAN’T I GET CREDIT FOR BIGELOW’S CONSTANT COMMENT.”

“IT’S REALLY NO SURPRISE – I’M SIMPLY AWARDING TO MYSELF THE ‘ABSENTEE VOTES’ OF THE MILLIONS OF IRAQIS WHO HAD TO FLEE AFTER OUR INVASION.”

“WE’RE GETTING SIGNALS SHOWING THAT WE SHOULD BE HEAVILY FAVORED BY BOTH THE ‘STALLED’ HAND COUNTS, AND THE FOOT COUNTS.”

VOTERS CONFUSED AL FRANKEN                   WITH FRANKENSTEIN!

“HEY TOONCES, FIRST LET’S GO VOTE FOR McCAIN-PALIN, AND THEN WE’LL TAKE A HARD RIGHT, RIGHT OFF THE CLIFF.”

[Story at HuffPost.]