“DUDE, IF ANYONE CLAIMS THEY SLEPT WITH ‘TIGER,’  COULD YOU JUST SUCK IT UP AND TAKE THE HIT FOR ME?”

“GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!”

“I’M JUST PRAYING THAT NIKE COMES OUT WITH THEIR OWN CONDOM, SO I CAN STOP WEARING THIS GODDAMNED HAT WHILE I FUCK.”

                 Phil Knight, Nike Chairman

“WE’LL CALL IT THE ‘RESISTANCE TRAINER,‘ BRING BACK THE ‘REVOLUTION‘ AD CAMPAIGN, AND MILLIONS OF ARABS WILL RUN, NOT WALK, TO TRADE IN THEIR SANDALS FOR THIS SHOE.”

“But if you go carrying pictures of George W. Bush
You’re guaranteed to get this Nike shoe right up your tush”

VOTE FOR BARACK –

In a similar vein, P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Hillary to Base: Grow Up.