“I KNEW WHAT SARAH PALIN REALLY MEANT WHEN SHE GAVE ME THAT WINK … THAT I WAS EXPECTED TO BRING HER ‘EYE OF NEWT‘.”

“THEIR ANTI-COLONIAL PLAN MAY BE MORE OF A MARATHON THAN A SPRINT, BUT SOMETIME THIS FALL, RIGHT AROUND ELECTION TIME, THEY’LL BE ENCIRCLING THE FINANCIAL CAPITAL OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.”

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The Atlantic on Newt’s  ‘Birtherism’ With Big Words, and Lisa Casey on the threat to America’s favorite book.

“WE’RE FIGHTING FOR THEM OVER THERE … SO THEY DON’T COME AND LIVE OVER HERE.”

“WE’LL BE MOVING THE MOSQUE ALRIGHT … TO THE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY, AND INSTEAD OF IMAM FEISAL ABDUL RAUF, WE’LL BE LEASING IT TO LOUIS FARRAKHAN AND THE NATION OF ISLAM.”

“IT’S CLEAR THAT THE ONLY RESTING PLACE FOR THIS SO-CALLED COMMUNITY CENTER IS RIGHT BEHIND BARS.”

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Greg Palast at BuzzFlash: Why Not Ban All Churches From Oklahoma Because McVeigh Was Christian.

“IN A BRILLIANT COUNTERMOVE, THE MODERATE IMAM, FEISAL ABDUL RAUF, HAS FIGURED OUT THAT FAT FREAKS LIKE LIMBAUGH AND GINGRICH ACTUALLY THINK FAST FOOD IS PART OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the Psychotic Hysteria of Republicans and “Terrorist Babies.”

U.S. Supremes Abort the Birthers — At All Hat No Cattle.

“THE LAST THING WE NEED IS AN ANTHEM TO INSPIRE GAY MUSLIM TERRORISTS, SINGING BLASPHEMIES LIKE THIS:”

[Sung to the tune of YMCA]

Jihadist, there’s no need to feel down
I said, Jihadist, you’re now at the zero ground
I said, Jihadist, ’cause you’re in liberal town
There’s no need-to- be- un-happy

Jihadist, there’s a place you can go
From Ground Zero, it’s just a two-block bomb throw
You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to, com-mit a war crime …

It’s fun to stay at the Cor-do-ba-House
It’s fun to stay at the Cor-do-ba-House

They have every-thing, that you need to enjoy,
Underwear bombs, shared with your Muslim boys …

It’s fun to stay at the Cor-do-ba-House
It’s fun to stay at the Cor-do-ba-House

You can take a nice steam, while you read the Koran,
Sing Muslim show tunes, during Ramadan

“THERE’S NOTHING MORE SACRED TO AMERICANS THAN THEIR DIET SOFT DRINKS, AND WE CERTAINLY DON’T NEED TO DRINK OUR COLAS OUT OF A KORAN. “

“WHY DO THEY NEED A MOSQUE, WHEN THEY CAN BE AS SUAVE AS RICARDO MONTALBAN, AND PRAY IN A 1975 CHRYSLER CORDOBA … WITH RICH CORINTHIAN LEATHER.”

The Video Here:

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Rachel Maddow on The War on Science (Brains), at One Good Move.

Son of Quayle! — at All Hat No Cattle.

The GOP’s Immigration Problem, at BuzzFlash.

“HOW CAN THE  ‘EQUAL PROTECTION‘ CLAUSE POSSIBLY APPLY TO GAY MARRIAGE, WHERE THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF EVEN GETTING PREGNANT.”

The Real Newt Nonsense, at Crooks & Liars.

Lisa Casey on the GOP Party Switchers.