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August 26th, 2009

Forget NIMBY, Opponents of Health Reform Have Their Own Unique Acronym

AINEITBDRMCTIWOBDFPHISTPWNHCCSALTHOUGH IT’S NOT EVEN IN THE BILL, DON’T RATION MY CARE THAT I WOULD OTHERWISE BE DENIED FROM PRIVATE HEALTH INSURERS, SO THAT PEOPLE WITH NO HEALTH CARE CAN SURVIVE.”

Story of the Colliers at The New York Times.

August 26th, 2009

Obama’s Health Care Reform Imperiled by The New York Mets

“ANY HOPE OF BENDING THE COST CURVE IS NOW OUT THE WINDOW, DUE TO THE HIGH TOLL ON THE METS OF NOT JUST THROWING CURVEBALLS … BUT ALSO JUST BENDING OVER.”

September 28th, 2008

Save Shea Stadium! But Blow Up the Mets!

OK, OK, perhaps I’m just bitter, but maybe those fly balls by Delgado and Church that descended harmlessly at the warning track in the last two innings … were the victim of the very same winds that held back the last fly ball off the bat of the Orioles’ Davey Johnson in 1969. Poetic justice?

Shea Stadium, R.I.P.

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