“I TOLD THAT FAT FUCKER: ‘NEVER GO AGAINST THE  RIVER RAIL PROJECT, OR YOU’LL BE SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES UNDER THE HUDSON RIVER’.”

“EVEN THOUGH A LOSS TO JON CORZINE IN THE NEW JERSEY GUBERNATORIAL RACE MAY SIGNAL THE TWILIGHT OF MY CAREER, I’LL STILL BE PREPARED TO … ‘SERVE’ THIS MAN.”

VOICEOVER: “FORGET ABOUT FAT, CHRIS CHRISTIE’S REAL PROBLEM IS ‘GRAFT.’ THAT’S GRAFT, AS IN RHYMES WITH ‘WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT.”