“YOU’RE A PROUD AND GREAT PEOPLE WHOSE PHARAOH NOT ONLY WORKED OUT THE ISSUE OF HEBREW SLAVERY, BUT ALSO INVENTED THE CONDOM.”

“I’LL NOT ONLY BE REACTIVATING THE INTERNET, BUT USING SOCIAL MEDIA TO  POST ALL MY BEATINGS, TORTURE, SHOOTINGS AND HOUSE ARRESTS.”

“WE STRONGLY CONDEMN ANY VIOLENCE AGAINST THE EGYPTIAN PEOPLE … BUT TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST,‘HOUSE ARRESTS‘ DON’T SEEM LIKE SUCH A BAD IDEA.”