Fresh off its well-publicized sting operation of bottom-feeding pedophiles, NBC’s Dateline has now snared unsuspecting Right-Wingers who otherwise lead completely normal lives.

Setting up an undercover operation in a quiet bedroom commmunity, a Dateline reporter masquerading as a member of The Young Republicans Club sent out seductive emails and instant messages to unsuspecting targets.

Using such “key-words” as “Big Oil,” “Massive Tax Cuts,” “Intelligent Design,” “Fossil Fuels,” “World Hegemony” and “Fuck Kofi Annan,” Dateline was able to “suck in” otherwise reputable investment bankers, tax accountants, and corporate executives.  Many were so excited that they showed up butt-naked, and barely able to contain their manhood — even without the benefit of any erectile dysfunction aids.

Asked why he had responded to one particularly risque message about capital gains taxes, a clearly shaken Board member of The Wall Street Journal broke down and admitted: “the only way to recruit a new generation of right-wing ideologues is to molest their minds — before they’re old enough to think for themselves.”

Although virtually all of the perps were male, the sting did pull in one woman who looked eerily similar to Ann Coulter. Wearing a strap-on, and looking dazed, the woman claimed that she was merely lost and looking for her correct voting precinct.

A number of GOP House members were also caught up in the sting, particulary those with the Newt Gingrich-style coifs and perfect teeth, who resemble the prototypical evil businessmen who populate those teen movies that always seem to be on HBO.