“BARACK OBAMA. NOT READY TO BE PRESIDENT … NYET!“ 

Story at TPM Election Central.

“NOW, UNDER SENATOR OBAMA’S SOCIALIST TAX PLAN, WIMPY THE HAMBURGER EATER WILL NEVER REALIZE HIS DREAM TO BECOME A FRANCHISEE OF McDONALD’S.” 

“I WISH THE McCAIN CAMPAIGN HAD SPOKEN TO ME FIRST. THANKS TO THE LAST EIGHT YEARS, NOW I CAN ONLY AFFORD VEGGIE BURGERS.”

“WE’LL BE GREETED WITH ROSES … AND FORECLOSURES.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash: Hang Onto Your Wallet! The Government is About to Rescue Us.

Sam Harris on Sarah Palin and Elitism, at One Good Move.

SNL Mocks McCain Over Negative Ads, and the Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes, via Dan Kurtzman.