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January 27th, 2009

Obama Being Urged to Nationalize the Cranks

“AT THE END OF THE DAY, THERE ARE REALLY A NUMBER OF OPTIONS – WE CAN SIMPLY WRITE OFF THEIR TOXIC WASTE, SELL THEM AT A GREAT LOSS TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER, OR JUST STUFF ‘EM AND PUT ‘EM ON DISPLAY IN THE NATIONAL NEANDERTHAL MUSEUM.”

June 22nd, 2008

Just How Did ‘Meet the Press’ Differ With Brian Williams?

 

“I’M SORRY MY FIRST QUESTION TOOK SO LONG; WE’RE COMPLETELY OUT OF TIME…. GO JEFF GORDON!”

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