“NOT ONLY WAS OUR LEAD CHARACTER MAKING DONATIONS TO THE ARYAN BROTHERHOOD, BUT UNLIKE HIS FELLOW RIGHT WINGERS MAKING CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, HE WAS FOOLISH ENOUGH TO MAKE FULL AND OPEN CAMPAIGN DISCLOSURES.”

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Lisa Casey on the GOP NewSpeak.

“WE CERTAINLY BELIEVE IN  PROPAGATING LIBERALISM, BUT WE  FEEL THAT KEITH TOOK OUR POLICY JUST A LITTLE TOO FAR.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the GOP Bringing us back to Dickensian  Debtors’ Prisons.

George W. on going back to the womb, at All Hat No Cattle.

“WE WERE JUST CONCERNED THAT IF KEITH WAS SEEN TO BE SUPPORTING A UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION — EVEN IF IT WERE TO SAVE CHILDREN’S LIVES — WE’D BE CRITICIZED BY SUCH RED-BLOODED REAL AMERICANS AS RUPERT MURDOCH.”

“UNDER THE OBAMA HEALTH PLAN, YOU CAN EXPECT TO RECEIVE AFRICAN SPAM ASKING YOU TO SEND YOUR VITAL ORGANS TO AN ORGAN BANK, IN EXCHANGE FOR GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH INSURANCE.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the Creeping Signs of GE Intervention in MSNBC’s Progressive Programming.

Dan Kurtzman with Bill Maher Bashing the ‘Birthers’ Over Obama Birth Certificate.

“WHAT SIGNAL DOES IT SEND TO THE REST OF THE WORLD WHEN A MAJOR CABLE NETWORK GIVES MORE TIME TO DANGEROUS CHARACTERS THAN TO CHRIS MATTHEWS — NOW WAIT A MINUTE, I’D BETTER KEEP MY OPTIONS OPEN ON THIS ONE.”

Are you goin to Scarborough Fuck? FCC, no Janet Jackson fine?
MSNBC, Joe who lives there, he still is, a Republican mime

Tell him to stop dishing four-letter dirt, FCC, no Janet Jackson fine?
Joe flipped the bird and showed his own “boob,” he still is, a GOP swine

Tell him, not to fuck, with Emanuel, FCC, no Janet Jackson fine?
Between his sanctimony, and hy-pocrisy, he’ll still be a neanderthal slime

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Glenn Greenwald on the Hypocritical Morning Joe, and Andy Borowitz on MSNBC to Launch Fucking Joe.

“TODAY, GERALD FORD WAS EATEN BY WOLVES, AND I WAS BEATEN INTO SUBMISSION BY FOX NEWS AND THE McCAIN CAMPAIGN, WHO WANTED MSNBC TO RID CHRIS MATTHEWS AND OLBERMANN FROM THE ANCHOR CHAIRS.” 

Story at Huffington Post.

$149 — 43 boxes of Mooseburger Helper

$289 – Christian Dior ’Pit Bull’ Lipstick 

$666 – eBay bid for a James Dobson autographed copy of How to Convert a Gay Jew.

$213 — Cans of Lighter Fluid, for book-burnings in backyard

$487 — Hockey sticks for clubbing baby seals

$17.99 — A copy of Karl Rove’s Vindictive Firing of Government Employees for Dummies  

$37 — Olive oil for salads (No Extra Virgin for daughter Bristol)

$69 — Pornographic Pay-Per-View  movies, including Come All Yee Faithful, and Who’s Your Holy Daddy?

$586 – 22 copies of the King James Bible, for every nightstand, TV stand, and bathroom in the house 

$4000 — Sarah Palin’s Dental Bridge, for side of mouth where she doesn’t even chew

$956 — Home Office Supplies for writing Palin’s Autobiography — A Journey From Juneau to Juno to Jew-No

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MSNBC on Just Who is Sarah Palin? — at One Good Move.

Part 2 of BuzzFlash series on Republicans’ Class War.

Lisa Casey with Obama’s New Campaign Strategy.

Top 10 Dumbest Sarah Palin Quotes, via Dan Kurtzman.

“IF MURROW HADN’T MADE HIS SCURRILOUS ATTACK ON JOE McCARTHY IN THE ’50′s, TODAY CHINA WOULD BE A U.S. PUPPET, WE’D STILL HAVE STAY-AT-HOME MOMS, AND KIDS WOULD BE EXPERIMENTING WITH HULA HOOPS INSTEAD OF DRUGS.”

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Based on the latest polls, BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter laments The American Electorate: From Dingbats to Dingoes.  

Palin and Religion; Need something, just pray — at One Good Move.  (God help us!)  

Madkane’s sneak peek at Sarah Palin’s Barracuda Blog.

“THE GAFFE  RIOT OF THE SUMMER”  – MSNBC.com

“I LAUGHED, I CRIED, I ALMOST THREW UP” - Arianna Huffington

“DON’T RUN, SURGE, TO SEE IT” – The Drudge Report

“TWO THUMBS UP, HIS OWN ASS“ – Ebert & Roeper

“A SERIOUS CURE FOR WHAT AILES US” – FOX News

“IN VIEW OF MY OWN RECENT FLOPS, MY SIXTH SENSE  IS THAT I SHOULD’VE WRITTEN THIS HORROR MOVIE ABOUT SEEING DEAD PEOPLE.” -M. Night Shyamalan

“McCAIN’S ACTION-PACKED HEROICS IN THE SUPERMARKET DAIRY SECTION IS THE PERFECT FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT.”  – Michael Medved

“WE REFUSED TO REVIEW IT” - The New York Times

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