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		<title>Secret Document Details Palin&#8217;s Per Diem Home Expenses</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:33:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[$149 &#8212; 43 boxes of Mooseburger Helper $289 &#8211; Christian Dior &#8217;Pit Bull&#8217; Lipstick  $666 &#8211; eBay bid for a James Dobson autographed copy of How to Convert a Gay Jew. $213 &#8212; Cans of Lighter Fluid, for book-burnings in backyard $487 &#8212; Hockey sticks for clubbing baby seals $17.99 &#8212; A copy of Karl Rove&#8217;s Vindictive Firing [...]]]></description>
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<p>$149 &#8212; 43 boxes of <em>Mooseburger Helper</em></p>
<p><em>$289 &#8211; Christian Dior &#8217;Pit Bull&#8217; Lipstick </em></p>
<p>$666 &#8211; eBay bid for a James Dobson autographed copy of <em>How to Convert a Gay Jew</em>.</p>
<p>$213 &#8212; Cans of Lighter Fluid, for book-burnings in backyard</p>
<p>$487 &#8212; Hockey sticks for clubbing baby seals</p>
<p>$17.99 &#8212; A copy of Karl Rove&#8217;s <em>Vindictive Firing of Government Employees for Dummies</em>  </p>
<p>$37 &#8212; Olive oil for salads (No <em>Extra Virgin</em> for daughter Bristol)</p>
<p>$69 &#8212; Pornographic Pay-Per-View  movies, including <em>Come All Yee Faithful</em>, and <em>Who&#8217;s Your Holy Daddy? </em></p>
<p>$586 &#8211; 22 copies of the <em>King James Bible</em>, for every nightstand, TV stand, and bathroom in the house </p>
<p>$4000 &#8212; Sarah Palin&#8217;s <em>Dental</em> Bridge, for side of mouth where she doesn&#8217;t even chew</p>
<p>$956 &#8212; Home Office Supplies for writing Palin&#8217;s Autobiography &#8212; <em>A Journey From Juneau to Juno to Jew-No</em></p>
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<p>BLOGWORTHIES:</p>
<p>MSNBC on <a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2008/09/just_another_po.html">Just Who is Sarah Palin</a>? &#8212; at One Good Move.</p>
<p>Part 2 of BuzzFlash series on <a href="http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/analysis/373">Republicans&#8217; Class War</a>.</p>
<p>Lisa Casey with <a href="http://www.allhatnocattle.net/9-10-08_kiss_pig.htm">Obama&#8217;s New Campaign Strategy</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/sarahpalin/a/palin-top-10.htm"><span style="color: #3366cc;">Top 10 Dumbest Sarah Palin Quotes</span></a>, via Dan Kurtzman.</p>
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		<title>Palin: I&#8217;d Oppose Abortion Even if My Daughter&#8217;s Raped By a Moose</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/09/02/palin-id-oppose-abortion-even-if-my-daughters-raped-by-a-moose/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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<p><strong>&#8220;I WOULD ALSO TAKE THE SAME POSITION WITH A SQUIRREL, BUT IF IT WERE RUSSIAN SPIES, THAT&#8217;S WHERE I&#8217;D HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE.&#8221;</strong></p>
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