“THINK ABOUT IT. IF SADDAM HUSSEIN HAD SHARED THE TECHNOLOGY AND KNOW-HOW FOR ‘SILLY WALKS’ WITH ISLAMIC FUNDAMENTALISTS, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO WAY FOR SCOTLAND YARD OR BRITAIN’S M15 TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN OUR LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS AND THE TERRORISTS.”

“AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT … THE MINISTRY OF FAT WALKS, A SPANISH INQUISITION TORTURE WITH A BIG MAC, AND AN OBESE LUMBERJACK WHO WEARS WOMEN’S CLOTHES AND HAS SEX WITH A DEAD PARROT.”

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Story and video at Huffington Post

Although these born-agains had not even heard of the artsy IFC, and wouldn’t have watched it anyway, they claim that the Python reunion series appeared to them in their morning toast — on a day that Jesus just happened to be on sabbatical.

This renewed crusade is particularly important to these Christians in light of their belief that Barack Obama is the modern day equivalent of the Black Knight, who refuses to quit his evil ways, even after being repeatedly cut down by the FOX News channel.

Although they are tracing the steps of the Pythonites in their search for the Holy Grail, these 21st Century Crusaders have decided to make some minor modifications, such as replacing the Trojan Rabbit with a Trojan Easter Bunny.

However, in a shocking setback to the quest of these evangelicals, the skies opened up to reveal not God, but a vision of the deceased Graham Chapman, who not only confirmed that he is gay, but that Heaven endorses same-sex marriages between angels.

“AND NOW IT’S COME TO THIS: UNDER THE DEMOCRATIC PROPOSALS FOR HEALTH CARE REFORM, YOU’LL BE LEFT OUT IN THE WOODS, WITHOUT EVEN TREATMENT FOR … A ‘MERE FLESH WOUND’.”

“I FELT LIKE WE NEEDED A SECOND ‘PALIN’ TO CARRY ON THE BUSH TRADITION OF ‘THE SPANISH INQUISITION’.”

“NOBODY EXPECTS … McCAIN TO BE SANE.”

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Norm Jenson with some compelling Sarah Palin links, and Nicole Belle at C&L on the so-called vetting process for Palin.