The Satirical Political Report » mitt romney

Straw Poll at CPAC Won by Tupac

Don Davis — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 04:55:57 +0000

“WE ALL CONCEDE TO THE MAN WHO BEST EXPRESSED ANTI-GOVERNMENT RHETORIC, AND� EVENTUALLY PAID WITH HIS LIFE AT THE HAND OF BIGGIE.”

The Ballad of John and Loco

Don Davis — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 02:41:45 +0000

Sung to the tune of The Beatles' The Ballad of John and Yoko




Standing on the platform with Palin

Trying to get the Teabagger vote

The man with the gun said, "We're goin' with J.D!"

You know they came for Sarah's deep throat

Christ, you know it ain't easy

How hard re-election'll be

The way things are going ...

They're gonna Teabag-ify me

Finally made the plane out of D.C.

Blew my cred on the health reform bill

Took a call from my doc, asked "if I was OK"

Since I went from 'Mr. Maverick' to 'Shrill'  

Christ, you know it ain't easy

How hard the 'Center' can be

The way things are going

They're gonna' poison my Tea

Drove to Tuscon with the big Barracuda

Notes on our hands, reached new lows

The liberal press says, 'what's with the cross-hairs'?

I said, "I really thought she just meant my nose"



Christ, you know it ain't easy

You know how hard it can be

To regain my integrity

They're gonna Teabag-ify me

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BuzzFlash with John Boehner on Obama as the Anti-Christ.

Lisa Casey on the rest of the Loco-yokels.

Madkane on Mitt Romney: Constitutionally Confused.

GOP’s Latest Makeover = Mystical Pizza

Don Davis — Tue, 05 May 2009 02:34:35 +0000

“IT’S BASICALLY A STORY ABOUT A BUNCH OF ADOLESCENTS�WHO ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO GROW UP, WHILE THEY CONTINUE TO ATTRACT�PEOPLE WHO ARE MERELY INTERESTED IN MORE DOUGH.”

Background at MSNBC’s First Read on 3 Guys and a Pizza.�

Mormons Consider Repeal of Prop. 8, in Exchange for Prop. 696969…

Don Davis — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 03:23:23 +0000

“WE AGREED TO RECOGNIZE THAT IT’S THE 21st CENTURY, AS LONG AS THEY LET US LIVE LIKE WE DID IN THE 19th.”

McCain: ‘Multiple House Story’ Helps Me With Mormons

Don Davis — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:57:37 +0000

“NOW ALL I’VE GOTTA’ DO IS PICK MITT AS VP, AND WE’LL REALLY HAVE UTAH LOCKED UP.”�