“WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT OUR NAVY IS NOW EVEN SMALLER … THAN TWO COPS IN A ROWBOAT.”
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“WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT OUR NAVY IS NOW EVEN SMALLER … THAN TWO COPS IN A ROWBOAT.”
“WE ALL CONCEDE TO THE MAN WHO BEST EXPRESSED ANTI-GOVERNMENT RHETORIC, AND EVENTUALLY PAID WITH HIS LIFE AT THE HAND OF BIGGIE.”
Sung to the tune of The Beatles' The Ballad of John and YokoStanding on the platform with Palin Trying to get the Teabagger vote The man with the gun said, "We're goin' with J.D!" You know they came for Sarah's deep throat Christ, you know it ain't easy How hard re-election'll be The way things are going ... They're gonna Teabag-ify me Finally made the plane out of D.C. Blew my cred on the health reform bill Took a call from my doc, asked "if I was OK" Since I went from 'Mr. Maverick' to 'Shrill' Christ, you know it ain't easy How hard the 'Center' can be The way things are going They're gonna' poison my Tea Drove to Tuscon with the big Barracuda Notes on our hands, reached new lows The liberal press says, 'what's with the cross-hairs'? I said, "I really thought she just meant my nose"
Christ, you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be To regain my integrity They're gonna Teabag-ify me --------------------------------------------------------------------------- BuzzFlash with John Boehner on Obama as the Anti-Christ. Lisa Casey on the rest of the Loco-yokels. Madkane on Mitt Romney: Constitutionally Confused.
“IT’S BASICALLY A STORY ABOUT A BUNCH OF ADOLESCENTS WHO ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO GROW UP, WHILE THEY CONTINUE TO ATTRACT PEOPLE WHO ARE MERELY INTERESTED IN MORE DOUGH.”
Background at MSNBC’s First Read on 3 Guys and a Pizza.
“WE AGREED TO RECOGNIZE THAT IT’S THE 21st CENTURY, AS LONG AS THEY LET US LIVE LIKE WE DID IN THE 19th.”
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