The Satirical Political Report

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October 23rd, 2012

Even After Being ‘Schooled’ By Obama, Romney Still Doesn’t ‘Get Smart’

“WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT OUR NAVY IS NOW EVEN SMALLER … THAN TWO COPS IN A ROWBOAT.”

February 13th, 2011

Straw Poll at CPAC Won by Tupac

“WE ALL CONCEDE TO THE MAN WHO BEST EXPRESSED ANTI-GOVERNMENT RHETORIC, AND  EVENTUALLY PAID WITH HIS LIFE AT THE HAND OF BIGGIE.”

March 28th, 2010

The Ballad of John and Loco

Sung to the tune of The Beatles' The Ballad of John and Yoko




Standing on the platform with Palin

Trying to get the Teabagger vote

The man with the gun said, "We're goin' with J.D!"

You know they came for Sarah's deep throat


Christ, you know it ain't easy

How hard re-election'll be

The way things are going ...

They're gonna Teabag-ify me


Finally made the plane out of D.C.

Blew my cred on the health reform bill

Took a call from my doc, asked "if I was OK"

Since I went from 'Mr. Maverick' to 'Shrill'  


Christ, you know it ain't easy

How hard the 'Center' can be

The way things are going

They're gonna' poison my Tea


Drove to Tuscon with the big Barracuda

Notes on our hands, reached new lows

The liberal press says, 'what's with the cross-hairs'?

I said, "I really thought she just meant my nose"



Christ, you know it ain't easy

You know how hard it can be

To regain my integrity

They're gonna Teabag-ify me

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BuzzFlash with John Boehner on Obama as the Anti-Christ.

Lisa Casey on the rest of the Loco-yokels.

Madkane on Mitt Romney: Constitutionally Confused.

May 4th, 2009

GOP’s Latest Makeover = Mystical Pizza

Rep. Eric Cantor, right, listens as former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush offers advice for the GOP.

“IT’S BASICALLY A STORY ABOUT A BUNCH OF ADOLESCENTS WHO ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO GROW UP, WHILE THEY CONTINUE TO ATTRACT PEOPLE WHO ARE MERELY INTERESTED IN MORE DOUGH.”

Background at MSNBC’s First Read on 3 Guys and a Pizza

November 10th, 2008

Mormons Consider Repeal of Prop. 8, in Exchange for Prop. 696969…

“WE AGREED TO RECOGNIZE THAT IT’S THE 21st CENTURY, AS LONG AS THEY LET US LIVE LIKE WE DID IN THE 19th.”

August 22nd, 2008

McCain: ‘Multiple House Story’ Helps Me With Mormons

“NOW ALL I’VE GOTTA’ DO IS PICK MITT AS VP, AND WE’LL REALLY HAVE UTAH LOCKED UP.”