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May 4th, 2009

GOP’s Latest Makeover = Mystical Pizza

Rep. Eric Cantor, right, listens as former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush offers advice for the GOP.

“IT’S BASICALLY A STORY ABOUT A BUNCH OF ADOLESCENTS WHO ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO GROW UP, WHILE THEY CONTINUE TO ATTRACT PEOPLE WHO ARE MERELY INTERESTED IN MORE DOUGH.”

Background at MSNBC’s First Read on 3 Guys and a Pizza

November 10th, 2008

Mormons Consider Repeal of Prop. 8, in Exchange for Prop. 696969…

“WE AGREED TO RECOGNIZE THAT IT’S THE 21st CENTURY, AS LONG AS THEY LET US LIVE LIKE WE DID IN THE 19th.”

August 22nd, 2008

McCain: ‘Multiple House Story’ Helps Me With Mormons

“NOW ALL I’VE GOTTA’ DO IS PICK MITT AS VP, AND WE’LL REALLY HAVE UTAH LOCKED UP.” 

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