“NOW, AHM NOT ADMITTIN’ THE JUNK SCIENCE THAT THE EARTH ACTUALLY ROTATES, BUT AH WILL KEEP THIS COUNTRY IN DARKNESS UNTIL MY HOME STATE COMPANY IS AWARDED THE FEDERAL LIGHT BULB CONTRACT .”
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“NOW, AHM NOT ADMITTIN’ THE JUNK SCIENCE THAT THE EARTH ACTUALLY ROTATES, BUT AH WILL KEEP THIS COUNTRY IN DARKNESS UNTIL MY HOME STATE COMPANY IS AWARDED THE FEDERAL LIGHT BULB CONTRACT .”
“THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION PROBABLY READ HIM HIS CARMEN MIRANDA RIGHTS EVEN BEFORE THEY FOUND OUT IF THERE WAS ANY FRUIT IN HIS LOOMS.”
“I’LL BEAT THAT SONUVABITCH MORE TIMES THAN I’VE BEEN MARRIED, STRANGLE HIM WITH MY SUSPENDERS, THEN LEAVE HIS LIFELESS BODY ON THE TROLLEY CAR TRACKS IN BROOKLYN.”
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Story at HuffPost.
Tea Party Fractures at All Hat No Cattle, and Perrspectives on Convention Program: 10 Lessons for Tea Baggers
“AND JUST TO TRY TO GET SENATORS LIEBERMAN, NELSON AND LINCOLN ON BOARD, WE CHERRY-PICKED THIS GUY ‘FRED’ PRECISELY BECAUSE HE NEVER EVEN GOES OUT IN PUBLIC.”
“IT’S REALLY A SLIPPERY SLOPE. ONCE YOU GO BEYOND THE TRADITIONAL 8 ½ x 11 BOND PAPER, IT’S CLEAR A BILL HAS TRANSGRESSED THE BOUNDARY INTO SOCIALISM.”
“TRUE, OVER 40,000 PEOPLE DIE EVERY YEAR FROM LACK OF HEALTH INSURANCE. BUT HAVING SAID THAT, WE SIMPLY DON’T GIVE A SHIT.”
“NOW, IN A MINUTE, DAVE, I’M GONNA’ BRING OUT McCONNELL, BOEHNER AND CANTOR, WHO ARE ALL GOING TO LICK RUSH LIMBAUGH’S ASS…. AND THEN THEY TOLD ME WE COULD PLAY: ‘GOP, DOES IT FLOAT’?”
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“WHILE SEX SCANDALS WERE CERTAINLY THINNING GOP RANKS, A PRECEDENT FOR RESIGNATIONS BASED ON STUPIDITY COULD COMPLETELY WIPE US OUT.”
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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin asks: How About Independence Day from Corporations Controlling Our Government?
Lisa Casey with the latest on Dick Cheney and Valerie Plame.
Juan Cole with the latest on Iran: Mousavi Said Calling for General Strike; Hard Liners Call for his Arrest.
“LIKE WOODY ALLEN, AL FRANKEN IS JUST ANOTHER POINTY-HEADED LIBERAL INTELLECTUAL JEW, BUT AT LEAST WOODY KNEW THAT 90% OF LIFE WAS JUST SHOWING UP.”
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GOP Spends Nearly $2 Million on Norm Coleman, and Gets Al Franken, by Rebecca Freitag at BuzzFlash.
Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s The Story of King David Mark.
“IT’S CLEAR THAT THIS IS THE RIGHT MOVE FOR A MAN WHO LIKES TO SWAB THE DECK WITH HIS FIRST MATE.”
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Lisa Casey with more on the man with the dinghy problem.
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