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		<title>The Opening Line We&#8217;d Like to See in Obama&#8217;s Inaugural Speech</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/01/18/the-opening-line-wed-like-to-see-in-obamas-inaugural/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 15:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;MISSION ACCOMPLISHED &#8212; MAJOR DINGBAT OPERATIONS IN THE UNITED STATES HAVE ENDED.&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- More on the BUSH Dregacy: Putting his Stamp on Wall Street, at All Hat No Cattle; and Keeping us &#8220;Safe, 24/6,&#8221;&#8216; at One Good Move.]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;MISSION ACCOMPLISHED &#8212; MAJOR <span style="color: #ff0000;"><em>DINGBAT</em></span> OPERATIONS IN THE UNITED STATES HAVE ENDED.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.newyorkslime.com/bush-moron-chart.gif" alt="The image “http://www.newyorkslime.com/bush-moron-chart.gif” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." width="361" height="198" /></p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>More on the BUSH Dregacy:</p>
<p>Putting his <a href="http://allhatnocattle.net/1-16-09_bush_renames_wall_street.htm">Stamp on Wall Street</a>, at All Hat No Cattle; and<a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2009/01/president_bush_1.html"> Keeping us &#8220;Safe</a>, 24/6,&#8221;&#8216; at One Good Move.</p>
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		<title>At Debate, Palin Admits a Candidate is Not Viable at Five Weeks</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/10/04/at-debate-palin-admits-a-candidate-is-not-viable-at-five-weeks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2008 election]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;AND THAT&#8217;S PRECISELY WHY JOHN McCAIN IS A MAVERICK; HE RESERVES THE RIGHT TO ABORT MY CANDIDACY WHEN I SEEM TO GO INTO THE FETAL POSITION.&#8221; [Nico Pitney with the story at Huffington Post.] &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- BLOGWORTHIES: Dave Letterman on the Palin Debate Recap, at One Good Move. P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Down Goes McCain. Madkane on a Do-Over [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/02/sarah-palin-has-an-eyelas_n_131442.html"><img class=" " longdesc="http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/41711/thumbs/s-EYELASH-large.jpg" src="http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/41711/thumbs/s-EYELASH-large.jpg" alt="" width="260" height="190" /></a></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;AND THAT&#8217;S PRECISELY WHY JOHN McCAIN IS A MAVERICK; HE RESERVES THE RIGHT TO ABORT MY CANDIDACY WHEN I SEEM TO GO INTO THE FETAL POSITION.&#8221; </strong></p>
<p>[Nico Pitney with the <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/02/palin-at-debate-refuses-t_n_131435.html">story at Huffington Post</a>.]</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>BLOGWORTHIES:</p>
<p><a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2008/10/dave_letterman_8.html">Dave Letterman on the Palin Debate Recap</a>, at One Good Move.</p>
<p>P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on <em><a href="http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/carpenter/202">Down Goes McCain</a>.</em></p>
<p>Madkane on a <a title="Permanent Link to A Do-Over Supreme Court Test For Palin?" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.madkane.com/madness/2008/10/02/a-do-over-supreme-court-test-for-palin/">Do-Over Supreme Court Test For Palin?</a></p>
<p>Lisa Casey with <a href="http://allhatnocattle.net/10-3-08_mission_accomplished.htm">Bush&#8217;s <em>Real</em> Mission Accomplished</a>.</p>
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		<title>Palin Declares &#8216;Missionary Position Reversed&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/09/20/palin-declares-missionary-position-reversed/</link>
		<comments>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/09/20/palin-declares-missionary-position-reversed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 12:33:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;IN A PALIN-McCAIN ADMINISTRATION, I&#8217;LL BE THE ONE TO DECIDE WHEN &#8216;MAJOR FUCKING-UP THE WORLD OPERATIONS&#8217; ARE OVER.&#8221;]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;IN A PALIN-McCAIN ADMINISTRATION,<em> I&#8217;LL</em> BE THE ONE TO DECIDE WHEN &#8216;MAJOR FUCKING-UP THE WORLD OPERATIONS&#8217; ARE OVER.&#8221;</strong></p>
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