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January 18th, 2009

The Opening Line We’d Like to See in Obama’s Inaugural Speech

“MISSION ACCOMPLISHED — MAJOR DINGBAT OPERATIONS IN THE UNITED STATES HAVE ENDED.”

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More on the BUSH Dregacy:

Putting his Stamp on Wall Street, at All Hat No Cattle; and Keeping us “Safe, 24/6,”‘ at One Good Move.

October 4th, 2008

At Debate, Palin Admits a Candidate is Not Viable at Five Weeks

“AND THAT’S PRECISELY WHY JOHN McCAIN IS A MAVERICK; HE RESERVES THE RIGHT TO ABORT MY CANDIDACY WHEN I SEEM TO GO INTO THE FETAL POSITION.”

[Nico Pitney with the story at Huffington Post.]

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Dave Letterman on the Palin Debate Recap, at One Good Move.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Down Goes McCain.

Madkane on a Do-Over Supreme Court Test For Palin?

Lisa Casey with Bush’s Real Mission Accomplished.

September 20th, 2008

Palin Declares ‘Missionary Position Reversed’

“IN A PALIN-McCAIN ADMINISTRATION, I’LL BE THE ONE TO DECIDE WHEN ‘MAJOR FUCKING-UP THE WORLD OPERATIONS’ ARE OVER.”

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