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GOP Leaders Claim Al Franken Not Fit to Serve, Based on Poor Senate Attendance Record

Don Davis — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:48:48 +0000

“LIKE WOODY ALLEN, AL FRANKEN IS JUST ANOTHER POINTY-HEADED LIBERAL�INTELLECTUAL JEW, BUT AT LEAST WOODY KNEW�THAT 90% OF LIFE WAS JUST SHOWING UP.”

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GOP Spends Nearly $2 Million on Norm Coleman, and Gets Al Franken, by Rebecca Freitag at BuzzFlash.

Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s The Story of King David Mark.

Norm Coleman Demands Re-Count of TEABAGS

Don Davis — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 02:52:21 +0000

“IF PAT BUCHANAN GOT THE BUTTERFLY BALLOTS IN 2000, WHY CAN’T I GET CREDIT FOR BIGELOW’S CONSTANT COMMENT.”

Norm Coleman Declares Himself the Winner in the Iraqi Elections

Don Davis — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 17:18:43 +0000

“IT’S REALLY NO SURPRISE –�I’M SIMPLY�AWARDING TO MYSELF THE ‘ABSENTEE VOTES’ OF THE MILLIONS OF IRAQIS WHO HAD TO FLEE AFTER OUR�INVASION.”

Minnesota Senate Race: A Confident Coleman Counts on Votes from Airport Bathroom

Don Davis — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 13:14:31 +0000

“WE’RE GETTING SIGNALS�SHOWING THAT WE SHOULD BE HEAVILY FAVORED BY BOTH THE ‘STALLED’ HAND COUNTS, AND THE�FOOT COUNTS.”

The ONLY Reason Norm Coleman Has Kept it Close

Don Davis — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:18:00 +0000

VOTERS CONFUSED AL FRANKEN�� WITH FRANKENSTEIN!

Victoria Jackson Proves She’s Dumber Than Toonces the Cat

Don Davis — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:24:32 +0000

“HEY TOONCES, FIRST LET’S GO VOTE FOR McCAIN-PALIN, AND THEN WE’LL TAKE A HARD�RIGHT, RIGHT OFF�THE CLIFF.”

[Story at HuffPost.]