IN AN OLD HOUSE IN PARIS THAT WAS COVERED WITH VINES, LIVED TWELVE LITTLE GIRLS IN TWO STRAIGHT LINES, THEY LEFT THE HOUSE AT HALF PAST NINE, AND WEARING J. CREW … WAS MADELINE.

“TO MISS … WITH LOVE.”

IS THIS THE LULU WE WERE EXPECTING?

                    Brazil’s Lulu Da Silva

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Lisa Casey on Ted Stevens’ Get Out of Jail Card, and Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s Rush Limbaugh Leaves New York.

“MY FATHER HAD TO GET UP AN HOUR EARLY EVERY DAY, JUST TO GET HIS PLANE READY TO FLY ACROSS OUR PROPERTY IN ORDER TO GIVE MY MOTHER A KISS.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Michelle Obama as the American Dream, and Norm Jenson has Michelle’s ”pitch-perfect” speech .

Lisa Casey presents Citizen McCain.

Dan Kurtzman with Joe Biden’s Wit and Wisdom.

Madkane on Kristol-izing Feminism.

 

“WOLF, BATTING AL QAEDA AND THE SHIITE MILITIAS ARE A ‘DAY AT THE BEACH,’ COMPARED TO STOPPING THE ADVANCES OF LARA LOGAN IN THIS LOONEY¬†LOVE TRIANGLE.”

HuffPost with the story.

Don’t know much about the economy
Or differences between Shia and Sunni
I won’t talk¬†about a science book
Since my¬†party thinks¬†Darwin’s a¬†schnook

But I do know that I love Iraq
Don’t care if our¬†troops ever get back
What a Blunderful World this would be

Don’t know much about geography
“Bomb Iran” is¬†a Beach Boys’ melody
On Katrina,¬†I’m a first-class¬†fake
Me and Bush were busy eating cake

But I do know that one and one is three
That’s electoral math that works for me
What a Blunderful World this would be

Now I still claim, to be a straight talker,
Media gives me a pass
So instead of being a real live maverick
I’m just a¬†big ‘ole horse’s ass

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BLOGWORTHIES:

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: John McCain Just Can’t Help Himself.

Late-Night Political Jokes for Dems, via Norm Jenson.

Juan Cole on Suspects’ Right to Court Hearing Affirmed; and Obama Advisors Clash on Troop Strength.

“IT’S MY FERVENT HOPE THAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WILL ACT IN¬†ITS NOMINATION PROCESS AS ‘PROCASTINATORS‘.”

Crooks & Liars with the SNL Clip.

“I REALLY JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW HILLARY LIKES WALKING A MILE IN A BLACK PERSON’S SHOES.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Hillary Clinton’s Hornswoggling, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

Norm Jenson with Bill Moyers’ Essay on Reverend Wright.

Dan Kurtzman has the Candidate Loyalty Quizzes.

Sharp Partisan Divide on Character vs. Issues in ‘08 Race, at Perrspectives.

Sadrist Crowds Denounce al-Maliki, at Informed Comment.

“SENATORS LIEBERMAN AND GRAHAM TOLD ME TO GET SMART, AND FOCUS ON THE REAL FOREIGN AGENTS IN IRAQ.”¬†