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March 29th, 2010

GOP’s New Slogan: ‘We’re the Party of Freedom, Except for Bondage Clubs’

“IN OTHER WORDS, DON’T TREAD ON US, UNLESS YOU’RE  WEARING SIX-INCH STILETTO HEELS.”

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All Hat No Cattle really penetrates the GOP problem.

Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.

September 20th, 2009

GOP Recruits Seinfeld’s ‘Kramer’ for Further ACORN Investigations

“WITH HIS COAT OF MANY COLORS, AND HIS HISTORY OF RACIAL OUTBURSTS, WE THINK HE’S PERFECTLY SUITED TO FURTHER INFLAME THE SCANDAL ABOUT NOTHING.”

July 17th, 2009

GOP Hires ‘The Village People’ to Perform ‘C Street Chalet’

[Sung to the tune of "YMCA"]

GOP man, if you want to go down.
With a woman, with whom you don’t have a vow
GOP man, if you don’t want to leave town
There’s no need … to … fly to Buenos

GOP man, there’s a place you can go.
GOP man, where wild oats you can sow
You can stay there, and I’m sure you can pray
For salvation, and perhaps a Three-Way

It’s fun to stay at the … C Street Chalet
It’s fun to stay at the … C Street Chalet

They have everything, for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with Christ, and use our in-house sex toys 

It’s fun to stay at the … C Street Chalet
It’s fun to stay at the … C Street Chalet

You can get yourself laid, deduct the cost of your meals,
Plot for school prayer, and to undo the New Deal

GOP man, do you seek guarantees?
That you can hide your, blatant hy-pocrisy?
GOP man, you can visit the Lord
And a  … smokin’ … Christian hot broad

It’s fun to stay at the … C Street Chalet
It’s fun to stay at the … C Street Chalet

[Editor's Note: Any resemblance between the Indian Chief and Michael Steele is purely coincidental.]

March 12th, 2009

Michael Steele’s Most Stunning Admission Has GOP Reeling

Steele

“BEING A REPUBLICAN IS NO MORE A CHOICE THAN BEING BLACK OR GAY — EXCEPT WITH REPUBLICANS, IT DERIVES FROM AN IMMUTABLE GENETIC DEFECT.”

Story here.

March 5th, 2009

Rush Challenges Obama: A Lincoln-Druggist Debate?

 

“I DARE SAY, SIR, THAT YOUR SUPPORT OF EXPANSION OF SLAVERY INTO THE TERRITORIES, SUGGESTS THAT YOU ARE STILL UNDER THE SPELL OF THE DEVIL OXYCONTIN.”

[Story at Politico.]

Lisa Casey with a recommended Obama response.

And Madkane asks about GOP Steele-Buyers’ Remorse.

March 3rd, 2009

Limbaugh Wins the ‘Steele Rage’ Match

“RUSH SLAMMED ME, PINNED ME, HIT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH A CPAC CHAIR, AND LEFT ME MORE BLOODIED THAN MICKEY ROURKE.” 

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Lisa Casey with Steele’s Limbaugtomy.

Dan Kurtzman has the Jimmy Fallon Debut and more on the Limbaugh-Steele battle.

BuzzFlash interviews Jim Hightower, on 21st Century Populism, and Obama’s Rare Opportunity.

February 20th, 2009
January 31st, 2009

New RNC Chairman Michael Steele Assures His Base: ‘I’m Hack Enough’

Michael Steele, the RNC's first African-American chairman, spoke to Republican House members Saturday.

“AS A REPUBLICAN, ONCE YOU GO HACK, YOU NEVER GO BACK.”

“I guess I wasn’t Blackwell enough.”

BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter on the Steele pick: Of old conservative ways and a new progressive era.