“YOU KNOW, LARRY, I CAN FORGIVE THE DEMS FOR PASSING A CRAPPY HEALTH REFORM BILL,  BUT GIVING THOSE GOP DEVILS A PASS IS TRULY UNCONSCIONABLE.”

“LARRY, I’LL WITHDRAW MY OBJECTIONS IF SANJAY IS PREPARED TO FILM A SEGMENT WHERE HE SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE LEG WITH AN UNREGISTERED GUN, AND THEN SEEKS TREATMENT UNDER THE ‘HEALTH CARE PLAN’ OF AN UNEMPLOYED AUTO WORKER WHOSE JOB HAS BEEN SHIPPED OVERSEAS.”

“MY WIFE PAT WEARS A CLOTH COAT.”  ”I’M GOIN’ BACK TO THE CONSIGNMENT SHOP.”

“I’VE GOT A RUSSIAN IN THE KITCHEN.”  “I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM MY KITCHEN.”

“YOU WON’T HAVE NIXON TO KICK AROUND ANYMORE.”   “I’M NOT GONNA’ ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS FROM THE LIBERAL MEDIA ANYMORE.”

“I AM NOT A CROOK.”     “THE TROOPERGATE REPORT SAID I DID NOT BREAK ANY LAWS.” 

 “I LIKE IKE, ‘CAUSE HE MIGHT HAVE A HEART ATTACK.”  “THIS DIVA IS GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK.”

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BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter on The Toxic GOP and Its Just Desserts.

Michael Moore on Larry King, at One Good Move.

Juan Cole on the Hypocrisy of the GOP’s ‘One-Party Rule’ Gambit.

Dan Kurtzman has The 25 Funniest Viral Videos of Election 2008.