“WHEN IT COMES TO HEALTH CARE REFORM, WHAT WE REALLY NEED IN WASHINGTON IS SOMETHING THAT CAN ROLL OVER THE REPUBLICANS AND BLUE DOGS … AND WE DON’T CARE IF IT LEAVES TRACKS.”

“ALL ZAT I¬†EVER REALLY VANTED WAS A DECENT KUNG PAO; WHO KNEW VEE WOULD END UP¬†POISONING FIDO AND BRUSHING OUR TEETH WITH ANTIFREEZE.”

NOW AS FAR AS DEESTROYING CAMBODIA, WE KNEW EXACTLY VOT WE WERE DOING.”