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July 19th, 2009

In Tribute to Walter Cronkite, FOX News Changes Its Slogan

“AND THAT’S THE WAY IT ISN’T  – ON EVERY SINGLE DAY WE BROADCAST.”

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Crooks & Liars with some un-Cronkite behavior at NBC.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the Fox in the MSNBC coop: Pat Buchanan and the Long Goodbye.

Jon Stewart on the Pyramid Economy, at One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman with The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes.

Madkane on the Orwellian Kindle Swindle?

November 2nd, 2008

McCain Appears on Meet the Press, to Clarify His SNL QVC Offer

“TOM, WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS THAT IF YOU’RE A PLUMBER MAKING OVER $250K, YOUR PURCHASES WILL BE ELIGIBLE FOR A TAX CREDIT.”

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Mark Karlin on The Real America vs. the Republican Party of Intolerance.

Bill Maher’s New Rules on the Best Election Over, at One Good Move.

And Lisa Casey Provides a Sneak Preview of … 2012!

October 26th, 2008

A Confused McCain Claims the Endorsement of Former SecState: Charles Schulz

“HE ALWAYS SAID THE McCAIN-PALIN TICKET IS CLASSIC AMERICANA.”

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And nothing confusing about this: Sarah Palin Condones Domestic Terrorism by Anti-Abortionists – by BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin.

October 26th, 2008

Here’s What Brokaw SHOULD Ask McCain on MTP

“SENATOR, I’M GOING TO PUT UP A PICTURE OF YOU FROM THE 2000 CAMPAIGN, WHERE YOU APPEARED TO BE A RELATIVELY SANE PERSON. … WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?”

October 19th, 2008

Powell Announces the New ‘Colon Doctrine’

“IF A CANDIDATE DOESN’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ECONOMICS, PICKS A SHITHEAD FOR VICE PRESIDENT, AND HIMSELF ACTS LIKE A RACIST SHIT, YOUR ‘EXIT STRATEGY’ HAS TO BE TO FLUSH HIM DOWN THE TOILET.”

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One Good Move has the Colin Powell Endorsement.

Sarah Palin and the Know Nothing Party, by Meg White at BuzzFlash.

From Red State to Red Baiting, by Juan Cole.

October 18th, 2008

Colin Powell to Launch REAL Surprise on Meet the Press

“TOM, NOW THAT I SEE THAT A BLACK MAN CAN ACTUALLY WIN, I’M THROWING MY OWN HAT INTO THE RING … AS A WEAPON OF OBAMA’S DESTRUCTION.”

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