“HEL-LO. I’M CALLING FOR … NO WAIT, AGAINST JOHN McCAIN. SPAM FILTER SOFTWARE REJECTS JOHN McCAIN.  MUST DELETE  JOHN McCAIN.”

“SHE’S JUST KATHERINE HARRIS … WITHOUT THE LIPSTICK.”

Story at TPM.

“I DON’T CARE ABOUT AN OLD WASHED-UP ERRORIST.”

“THE IRAQIS WILL GREET US AS LIBERATORS.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin weighs in on McCain’s Obsession with Joe the Plumber.

Norm Jenson has the McCain and Obama speeches at the Alfred E. Smith Dinner.

Juan Cole on Game Over: A Good Neighbor in the Gulf?

“UNDER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN, YOU WON’T NEED INSURANCE FROM YOUR EMPLOYER, OR EVEN A DOCTOR, SINCE JOE THE PLUMBER WILL MAKE HOUSE CALLS, AND FIX EVERYTHING FROM YOUR MANHOLE TO YOUR NIPPLE.”

“AY, I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FREAK McCAIN WAS TALKING ABOUT WITH THE ‘ACORNS IN THE AYERS,’ BUT ALLS I KNOWS IS McCAIN’S PLANS GOT BIGGER CRACKS THAN MY ASS.”

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Now here’s Real Change We Can Believe In, at All Hat No Cattle.

Sarah Palin and the Know Nothings, at BuzzFlash

Dan Kurtzman with McCain and Palin In Their Own Words: 25 Laughable Quotes. 

Daily Show’s 10,000 McCainiacs, at One Good Move.

“I DON’T NEED ANY POLYSYLLABIC POMPOSITY TO PUMMEL McCAIN — HE’S SIMPLY A SHMUCK.”

“BETCHA’ SUNNI.”  “NO, LESS SHIA.”  “FUCK, DUDE, I THINK WE’RE SAYIN’ THE SAME GODDAMN THING.”

“JOHN McCAIN IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. FROM ONE DAY TO THE NEXT, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GONNA GET.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: McCain’s Secret Plan to “Get” Osama and Nixon’s Secret Plan to End the Vietnam War.

Norm Jenson has John Cleese on Sarah Palin and The Daily Show’s Clusterfuck to the Poor House.

Juan Cole: The Great Reagan Pyramid Scheme Comes Crashing Down.

Dan Kurtzman presents Funny Political Bumper Stickers.

“IF YOU ASK THIS UNDERGROUND WEATHERMAN, IF McCAIN WINS, WE’RE LOOKIN’ AT PERMANENT NUCLEAR WINTER WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD BLOWS UP.”

“BRIAN, OUR POLLING SHOWS THAT A MAJORITY OF VOTERS ACTUALLY FAVOR BLOWING UP THE GOVERNMENT.”