Citing ‘Change’ Over ‘Experience,’ Angry Electorate Votes to Replace God
‘3 A.M. Phone Call Ad’ Wins Hillary the Presidency, of OnStar
Baseball Decrees the Steroid Age the ‘Shrunken Ball Era’
The Legend of Fred Thompson: A Politician Turned Actor Who Couldn’t Play a Candidate on TV
Evangelicals Claim Prop 8 Protects the Sanctity of Marriages Performed by Elvises in Vegas Chapels
Accused in Hate Crime Plea Bargains Down to ‘Spite’
Famed Photog Annie Leibovitz Uses Negatives to Capture McCain’s Campaign
Iraq Celebrates 5th Anniversary by Re-Gifting Democracy
Rudy Giuliani Reveals His Feet Are Two Different Sizes: a ‘9′ and an ‘11′
Co-Founder of Slinky Dies, After Falling Down Steps
Pollsters Admit Flaws in Methodology: ‘Exit Polls’ Conducted at Entrances
Sarah Palin Touts Her Experience as a ‘Closet Organizer’
Satirists Riot Over The New Yorker Obama Cartoon
Americans Strongly Believe in God, But One That Only Controls the Outcome of Sporting Events
Due to Snowstorm, Premature Ejaculation Clinic Operating on a 5 Minute Delay
Huckabee Declares He’s Ready to be President From ‘Day Six,’ Literally
Spitzer Scandal Spurs Call for Reform: Public Financing of Hookers
Christian Right Condemns Gay Adoption of Highways
FOX News Blames Obama for Nigerian Spam
Time-Life Issues the Definitive Collection of ‘Bush Scandals’
Sarah Palin Establishes a New ‘Crack in the WOODEN FLOOR’
Stood Up by ‘Joe the Plumber,’ McCain Campaigns with ‘Janitor in a Drum’
Iraqi Shoe Thrower Receives a ‘Seinfeld Sentence’ — Has to Serve as Bush’s Butler (and Shoeshine man)
A Sign of the Times: E*Trade Baby Leaps to Death From His Crib
McCain Claims ‘Multiple House Story’ Helps Him With Mormons
Sarah Palin Takes Phone Call from Napoleon Bonaparte
U.S. Finally Greeted as Liberators, by Wall Street
Lesson Learned: Auto Executives Make Return Trip to D.C. in Flintstones Car
An Ominous Sign for the GOP: Even Mars Turns Blue
Bush’s ‘Mission Accomplished’ Finally Realized: Iraq in Better Shape Than U.S.
Sarah Palin’s Greatest ‘Gift’ to America: Ruining Thanksgiving
Treasury Gives Bailout to Sperm Banks, to Inject Liquidity Into Frozen Markets
Blagojevich, Preparing for the Worst, Plans to Sell His Own ‘Seat’ in Jail
Conspiracy Theory of ‘Second Shoe Thrower’ Raised by Abdul-liver Stone
Bernie Madoff’s Fraud Reaches Beyond Jewish Community: Ran Pyramid Scheme in Egypt
House of Tudor Lays Claim to Vacant NY Senate Seat
Cheney Voices Concern Biden Will Diminish the ‘Vice’ in Vice Presidency
GOP Realizes Its Worst Nightmare: Black Man Elected to Lead U.S. Out of The Dark Ages
