The Satirical Political Report » mccain palin infighting

Palin Claims Dr. Pepper Invented Vaccine for Polio

Don Davis — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 02:25:39 +0000

“THE TRULY AMAZING THING ABOUT THIS MAN WAS THAT HE WAS ABLE TO USE HIS OWN SODA POP TO CURE POLIO. AND�EVEN MORE REMARKABLY, HE HAD A DIET VERSION FOR DIABETICS.”

Latest Palin Bombshell: Thought ‘Africa’ Was Just a Toto Song

Don Davis — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:53:12 +0000

“Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from here
There’s nothing that a hundred Senators�could ever do
I bless my�reign down in NAFTRA- CA
Gonna take some time to�screw everything up again”

The real song — Toto’s Africa�.

Sarah Palin Takes a Call From the ‘President of Africa’

Don Davis — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:42:27 +0000

“YES, MR. MANUTE BOL, IT’S AN HONOR TO SPEAK WITH THE PRESIDENT OF AFRICA.� NOW, I’M NOT A LAWYER, BUT IF YOU WAN’T SOMEONE TO ‘SUE DAN,’ I’M SURE I CAN REFER YOU TO TED STEVENS’ ATTORNEY.”

Story at HuffPost.

Report: Palin Didn’t Know Africa a Continent, or McCain Incontinent!

Don Davis — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:34:33 +0000

“I ONLY FOUND OUT ABOUT McCAIN’S INCONTINENCE LATE IN THE CAMPAIGN, WHEN HIS STAFF STARTED�LEAKING ABOUT MY SHORTCOMINGS, AND PISSING ALL OVER ME.”