“THE TRULY AMAZING THING ABOUT THIS MAN WAS THAT HE WAS ABLE TO USE HIS OWN SODA POP TO CURE POLIO. AND EVEN MORE REMARKABLY, HE HAD A DIET VERSION FOR DIABETICS.”
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“THE TRULY AMAZING THING ABOUT THIS MAN WAS THAT HE WAS ABLE TO USE HIS OWN SODA POP TO CURE POLIO. AND EVEN MORE REMARKABLY, HE HAD A DIET VERSION FOR DIABETICS.”
“Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from here
There’s nothing that a hundred Senators could ever do
I bless my reign down in NAFTRA- CA
Gonna take some time to screw everything up again”
The real song — Toto’s Africa .
“YES, MR. MANUTE BOL, IT’S AN HONOR TO SPEAK WITH THE PRESIDENT OF AFRICA. NOW, I’M NOT A LAWYER, BUT IF YOU WAN’T SOMEONE TO ‘SUE DAN,’ I’M SURE I CAN REFER YOU TO TED STEVENS’ ATTORNEY.”
“I ONLY FOUND OUT ABOUT McCAIN’S INCONTINENCE LATE IN THE CAMPAIGN, WHEN HIS STAFF STARTED LEAKING ABOUT MY SHORTCOMINGS, AND PISSING ALL OVER ME.”
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