The Satirical Political Report » mccain erratic

Seeking Revenge, McCain Claims GEORGE WILL Has ‘Ties’ to Muslim Radicals

Don Davis — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:12:03 +0000

“WOLF, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT GEORGE WILL WEARS THE SAME KIND OF TIE AS LOUIS FARRAKHAN.”

Here’s What Brokaw SHOULD Ask McCain on MTP

Don Davis — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 12:41:04 +0000

“SENATOR, I’M GOING TO PUT UP A PICTURE OF YOU FROM THE 2000 CAMPAIGN, WHERE YOU APPEARED TO BE A RELATIVELY SANE PERSON. … WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?”

Forget Ashley Todd, McCAIN HIMSELF Engaged in Self-Mutilating Hoax

Don Davis — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 12:43:10 +0000

“I TRIED TO BLAME IT ON A TALL�BLACK MAN, BUT WHAT REALLY DID ME IN WAS THE�‘BACKWARDS B’ FOR ‘BUSH’ THAT I CARVED INTO THE FACE I SHOWED THE VOTERS.”

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BuzzFlash on Naomi Wolf’s “The End of America.”

Never mind a ‘Fifth Grader,’ is�Sarah Palin smarter than�a … fruit fly?� Norm Jenson on the latest ignorance of the Lady in Red.

Will Ferrell’s Bush Meets Fey’s Palin on ‘SNL’, via Dan Kurtzman.

The Wheels are comin’ off –� via Lisa Casey.�

Madkane on the�well-heeled Ms.�Palin.

John McCain Flushes Away Your Health Care

Don Davis — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:06:26 +0000

“UNDER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN, YOU WON’T NEED INSURANCE FROM YOUR EMPLOYER, OR EVEN A DOCTOR,�SINCE JOE THE PLUMBER WILL MAKE HOUSE CALLS, AND FIX EVERYTHING FROM YOUR MANHOLE TO YOUR NIPPLE.”

Talk About Race! Isn’t McCain the Real ‘Chocolate Candidate’

Don Davis — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:19:25 +0000

“JOHN McCAIN IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. FROM ONE DAY TO THE NEXT, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GONNA GET.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: McCain’s Secret Plan to “Get” Osama and Nixon’s Secret Plan to End the Vietnam War.

Norm Jenson has John Cleese on Sarah Palin�and The Daily Show’s Clusterfuck to the Poor House.

Juan Cole: The Great Reagan Pyramid Scheme Comes Crashing Down.

Dan Kurtzman presents Funny Political Bumper Stickers.