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October 31st, 2008

Seeking Revenge, McCain Claims GEORGE WILL Has ‘Ties’ to Muslim Radicals

“WOLF, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT GEORGE WILL WEARS THE SAME KIND OF TIE AS LOUIS FARRAKHAN.”

October 26th, 2008

Here’s What Brokaw SHOULD Ask McCain on MTP

“SENATOR, I’M GOING TO PUT UP A PICTURE OF YOU FROM THE 2000 CAMPAIGN, WHERE YOU APPEARED TO BE A RELATIVELY SANE PERSON. … WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?”

October 25th, 2008

Forget Ashley Todd, McCAIN HIMSELF Engaged in Self-Mutilating Hoax

“I TRIED TO BLAME IT ON A TALL BLACK MAN, BUT WHAT REALLY DID ME IN WAS THE ‘BACKWARDS B’ FOR ‘BUSH’ THAT I CARVED INTO THE FACE I SHOWED THE VOTERS.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash on Naomi Wolf’s “The End of America.

Never mind a ‘Fifth Grader,’ is Sarah Palin smarter than a … fruit fly?  Norm Jenson on the latest ignorance of the Lady in Red.

Will Ferrell’s Bush Meets Fey’s Palin on ‘SNL’, via Dan Kurtzman.

The Wheels are comin’ off –  via Lisa Casey. 

Madkane on the well-heeled Ms. Palin.

October 16th, 2008

John McCain Flushes Away Your Health Care

“UNDER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN, YOU WON’T NEED INSURANCE FROM YOUR EMPLOYER, OR EVEN A DOCTOR, SINCE JOE THE PLUMBER WILL MAKE HOUSE CALLS, AND FIX EVERYTHING FROM YOUR MANHOLE TO YOUR NIPPLE.”

October 15th, 2008

Talk About Race! Isn’t McCain the Real ‘Chocolate Candidate’

JOHN McCAIN IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. FROM ONE DAY TO THE NEXT, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GONNA GET.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: McCain’s Secret Plan to “Get” Osama and Nixon’s Secret Plan to End the Vietnam War.

Norm Jenson has John Cleese on Sarah Palin and The Daily Show’s Clusterfuck to the Poor House.

Juan Cole: The Great Reagan Pyramid Scheme Comes Crashing Down.

Dan Kurtzman presents Funny Political Bumper Stickers.

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