“YOU’D REALLY LOVE IT, GLENN, NOT ONLY WILL YOU HAVE TICKLE FIGHTS AND NAKED SHOWERS, BUT THEY HAVE A POLICY OF ‘DON’T ASK  DON’T TELL’ ABOUT MORONS.”

 

“IT WAS A MUCH BETTER OPTION¬†THAN GOING TO PROSTITUTES. THERE, I COULD PAY FOR A ‘SEVEN DIAMOND’ GIRL, AND HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING IF I¬†GOT ‘BAIT AND SWITCHED’¬†TO A TEN DOLLAR SKANK.”

 

“THE DAMNED FOOL WAS NO ‘ROUGH RIDER,’ BUT PREFERRED TO GO ‘BAREBACK.’¬†BULLY!”¬†¬†