“YES, YOUR HIGHNESS, I WOULD LOVE TO JOIN YOU IN HUNTING PHEASANT AND INVADING RUSSIA.”

“YES, GOD, I CAN’T HEAR YOU, BUT I CAN FEEL YOUR DIVINE PRESENCE, AND WILL CARRY OUT YOUR WILL.”

“MA CHERIE, DO NOT BE AFRAID, MY SCENT CAN NOT BE HALF AS BAD AS YOURS.” 

                   AUGUST 2008

“HELLO, SENATOR McCAIN?  … YES, I PROMISE YOU THAT I’M A COMPETENT, HONEST, INTELLIGENT PUBLIC SERVANT.”

Story/Audio at Huffington Post.