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December 31st, 2009

Homeland Security and Health Care To Be Combined at Airport Screenings

“WE’LL BE CHANGING THE NAME OF THE ‘TSA’ TO ‘T & A’, AND PROVIDING FREE MAMMOGRAMS AND VIRTUAL COLONOSCOPIES.”

November 19th, 2009

Federal Panel Recommends DAILY Mammograms for Rush Limbaugh

“WHEN YOU HAVE A SUCH A GIANT MAN-BOOB WITH GIANT MAN-BOOBS, THE BEST TREATMENT IS A DAILY DOSE OF RADIATION TO TRY TO SLOW DOWN THE MALIGNANT GROWTH.”

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