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November 4th, 2009

Abdullah Abdullah Advised By Madonna to Go With ‘One Name’

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“SHE SAID IT WOULD GIVE ME A BIT MORE CACHET IN ANY FUTURE ELECTIONS, AND ALSO DEPRIVE KARZAI OF THE CHARGE THAT THEY’RE COUNTING MY VOTES TWICE.”

January 31st, 2009

Joe Torre on Larry King: ‘A-Rod LIKED Being Called Douche-Rod’

“LARRY, THE NICKNAME APPEALED TO HIS FEMININE PRETTY-BOY SIDE, WHICH IS WHAT ULTIMATELY HELPED HIM HOOK UP WITH MADONNA.”

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