“MR. DOBBS SAY HE ONLY CARE ABOUT DOCUMENTATION FOR SHOW HORSES, AND THAT HE NEED TO GET HIGH IN ORDER TO LECTURE AMERICANOS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.”

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Story at Crooks & Liars.

Madkane’s Limerick Ode To Carl Paladino.

Christians ‘Stretch’ to Bash Yoga, at All Hat No Cattle.

PIG LATIN:  Iway eallyray eednay ouyay otay astcay ouryay otesvay orfay emay,  utbay asway oonsay asway ouyay oday, I’llway ebay astingcay ouyay ackbay overway atthay allway.

TRANSLATION:  I really need you to cast your votes for me, but as soon as you do, I’ll be casting you back over that wall.

“NOW LOU, FORGET ABOUT HOW YOU GOT OUT OF YOUR CNN CONTRACT, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE TO GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER THAT WALL?”

“WE ALL KNOW HOW THE DOMINICAN PLAYERS DOCTOR THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATES. AND DON’T BE FOOLED BY OBAMA’S WEAK PITCH TO HOME PLATE  — IT WAS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF OUR SO-CALLED PRESIDENT THROWING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE A CURVEBALL.”