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TRANSLATION:  I really need you to cast your votes for me, but as soon as you do, I’ll be casting you back over that wall.

“NOW LOU, FORGET ABOUT HOW YOU GOT OUT OF YOUR CNN CONTRACT, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE TO GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER THAT WALL?”

“WE ALL KNOW HOW THE DOMINICAN PLAYERS DOCTOR THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATES. AND DON’T BE FOOLED BY OBAMA’S WEAK PITCH TO HOME PLATE  — IT WAS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF OUR SO-CALLED PRESIDENT THROWING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE A CURVEBALL.”