"The Best Political REAM
on the Internet."
PIG LATIN: Iway eallyray eednay ouyay otay astcay ouryay otesvay orfay emay, utbay asway oonsay asway ouyay oday, I’llway ebay astingcay ouyay ackbay overway atthay allway.
TRANSLATION: I really need you to cast your votes for me, but as soon as you do, I’ll be casting you back over that wall.
“NOW LOU, FORGET ABOUT HOW YOU GOT OUT OF YOUR CNN CONTRACT, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE TO GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER THAT WALL?”
“YEAH, THREE SQUARES AND THREE SCREWS A DAY; I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.”
“There’s nothing hotter than conjugal visit orgies.”
Story here.
Advertise on the networks below:
