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November 25th, 2009

Lou Dobbs to Run for Prez, Address Latinos in Pig Latin

PIG LATIN:  Iway eallyray eednay ouyay otay astcay ouryay otesvay orfay emay,  utbay asway oonsay asway ouyay oday, I’llway ebay astingcay ouyay ackbay overway atthay allway.

TRANSLATION:  I really need you to cast your votes for me, but as soon as you do, I’ll be casting you back over that wall.

November 19th, 2009

Forget Mariachi Band, Here’s How Jon Stewart SHOULD HAVE Greeted Lou Dobbs

“NOW LOU, FORGET ABOUT HOW YOU GOT OUT OF YOUR CNN CONTRACT, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE TO GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER THAT WALL?”

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