“AFTER LISTENING TO JON KYL AND LINDSEY GRAHAM, IT OCCURRED TO ME THAT NOT ONLY SHOULD I GET THE HOLIDAY OFF, BUT GIVING OUT ALL THESE PRESENTS IS REALLY PURE SOCIALISM.”

“Senator Graham, in response to your questions about the Second Amendment, and whether the right to own a gun is fundamental, let me be clear:

“I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill.  Kill.  I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth.  Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL.”  And if my ankle wasn’t broken, I’d be jumpin up and down yelling, “KILL, KILL,” and “KILL.”

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From GOP Crashes, to Mashups, at BartCopE!

“JUDGE SOTOMAYOR, I’VE INSTRUCTED THE SERGEANT-AT-ARMS TO NOT ONLY SHUT OFF THE AIR-CONDITIONING, BUT TO CRANK UP THE HEAT…. NOW WE’LL SEE IF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE SUPPORT A NOMINEE DRENCHED IN SWEAT AND WITH MASCARA RUNNING DOWN HER FACE.”

“NOW IF YOU THINK PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS BEEN PERSONALLY INTERVENING IN AREAS THAT HE SHOULD STAY OUT OF …  YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING YET!

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Staying somewhat on topic, BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin Asks: Is the Seat of Power in the U.S. on Wall Street and K Street, Not in the White House?

GOP duet of MCain and Graham still singing the same old song, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman on Obama’s Performance at the Radio and TV Correspondents’ Dinner.

“MOST KIDS JUST GET A BATH AND A RUBBER DUCK; I GOT WATERBOARDED AND RUBBER-HOSED.”

TPM Muckracker with the story.

Sen. Lindsey Graham Does His Best Cheney Impression, at BuzzFlash.

Lisa Casey on the GOP Devolution.

“I’M FOR BATTLING THE GREAT DEPRESSION, EIGHTY YEARS AFTER I WAS AGAINST IT.”

Hoover’s spiritual heir, Lindsey Graham, is the BuzzFlash GOP Hypocrite of the Week, for eagerly taking stimulus money after denouncing it. And The NY Times on some of the other Republicans taking the ”Hypocritic Oath.”

Lisa Casey on the “Have$ vs. the Have Not$.”

Demetri Martin’s Creedocide, for Rats – at One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman with The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes.

“GIVEN MY DIMINISHING INFLUENCE HERE, I’M THINKING OF A NEW CAREER — A VOICE DOUBLE FOR ARLO GUTHRIE.”

“WE CAN’T GET ANYTHING WE NEED — AT MALICE’S RESTAURANT.”

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Barbara Boxer on Lindsey Shakespeare:

                   LUDACRIS

                          LEWD-A-CHRIS

                                       LUDICROUS

[HuffPost on the Ludacris Video and Obama's Reaction]

BuzzFlash on The Swift Goading of Barack Obama, and Katie Couric as Media PUTZ of the Week.

Madkane on the Media Sheep.

As a direct result of her comments about the “9/11 widows,” Ann “Coultergeist” Coulter has been suspended and put on probation by that highly selective club known as “The Right-Wing Blondes” (RWBs) — for being too politically correct.

A press release issued by the RWBs regretted that Ms. Coulter’s remarks were not delivered in person to the survivors of 9/11 victims, that she did not spit in their faces, and that she did not punch-out Matt Lauer for getting “testy” with her.

In addition to being paddled mercilessly by Laura Ingraham and Monica Crowley, the punishment meted out to Coulter by the RWBs will include the following:

• Three weeks of insensitivity training.
• 250 hours of community service at the most exclusive and exclusionary Country Clubs.
• Six months of “House of Representatives Arrest” — where Ms. Coulter will be exposed around the clock to Know-Nothing, Nativist Bible-thumpers.

The rail-thin Ms. Coulter was also severely reprimanded by the RWBs for not donating a portion of her book profits to the Starve The Children Fund, which she founded based on her own personal lifestyle.

However, Ms. Coulter plans to rectify such omission by giving this charity all proceeds from her next book, entitled Mary Todd Lincoln: Exploiting Abe’s Assassination And Faking Depression Just To Get Into An Insane Asylum.