
“Now, with the Arabs, I’d take all their oil, but with the Indians, who are not as bad — after all, they work those long hours at the 7/11 — I’d just take their Taj Mahal for my casino in Atlantic City.”


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“Now, with the Arabs, I’d take all their oil, but with the Indians, who are not as bad — after all, they work those long hours at the 7/11 — I’d just take their Taj Mahal for my casino in Atlantic City.”


Story and video at Crooks & Liars.
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“AS WITH THE MOVIE OF THE SIMILAR NAME, NOBODY REALLY UNDERSTANDS WHAT THIS MEANS EITHER, AND SOME PEOPLE ALSO QUESTION WHETHER IT’S BEING DRIVEN BY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.”


“ONCE HE HAS TROUBLE EXTRICATING HIMSELF FROM THIS DILEMMA, AND STARTS PISSING IN HIS PANTS, EVEN HIS STAUNCHEST SUPPORTERS WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ABANDON HIM.”



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